#thetool

The acowar fandom went from panic attacks to fire dicks in the span of a day and if that doesn't say something I don't know what does

I still find it a little embarrassing that I know ACOWAR is exactly 1.92 pounds....

I just want to bring attention to something one of my friends mentioned today. We were discussing the acotar series (as we normally do). But she came up with a new theory: what if Lucien and Elain aren’t actually mates, but he only shouted it out, not to tell Elain, but to help Feyre. If Feyre’s sisters are with Rhys and one also happens to be Lucien’s mate, Tamlin will be more likely to go against Rhys (which will bring him in contact with Feyre darling). But it will also take a target off of Feyre’s back. Not only will she have another fake reason to hate Rhys, but it will also bring Tamlin’s attention to Lucien who will probably fight him to all ends of the earth to get Elain back. But it would all be fake, and Feyre would have time to do spy things and get in contact with the Night Court. Plus, it would mean an alliance between Feyre and fox boy which is good for all of our precious children.

I love how this fandom has created the weirdest terms such as eye sex but we all know what they mean

I read the first eight chapters of ACOWAR and now I NEED THE REST OF IT