May 11, 2015
Hello, Miss Hamilton. Good to see you're back with us. I was starting to wonder if I was the only alive employee left. Have any jobs for me? -TheStrexDenials
The company is gone, you moron. Strexcorp Prime is finished.
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Hello, Miss Hamilton. Good to see you're back with us. I was starting to wonder if I was the only alive employee left. Have any jobs for me? -TheStrexDenials
The company is gone, you moron. Strexcorp Prime is finished.
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Can I borrow the key to the breakroom for a while? -TheStrexDenails
We don't see why not.
You'll find it under one of the warm rocks in the Warm Rock Room.
Be careful in there, though. There's a bottomless pit or something, we think.
Here is your frappuccino. Would you like some puppies to kick to go with that? -TheStrexDenails
Ah, yes! Beautiful!
This is our third one today.
We're so pleased, we don't even need the puppies.
Do you know if it would cause a paradox if we were to kill 805? I think that we're about to. -TheStrexDenails, Dept. 403
Oh really?
That should be fun to watch.
Let me just pull up a chair and enjoy the show.
I know that you have no desire to assist me with temporal mechanics, but I need help. Please? -TheStrexDenials
Why the hell should I? You work for the bastards who murdered my best friend.
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Here's your frappuccino. I hope that you're feeling well. -TheStrexDenials
Ah, right.
Thanks.
Back to work!
I notice you have a virus. Need help? -TheStrexDenials
Like I would need help from you.
Go jump in a volcano.
I see that you're in the library! How about I sell you a mystical magical soul fragment to use as a decoy for any librarians you meet!? Only 5 easy payments of 12 cents! -TheStrexDenials
How about you Strex bastards fuck off and stop harassing me?