#thestretchbeyondspandex

I cringed a little during Tom’s XD

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This is why. Ho boy. Mk here goes. (This was long enough to be a text post.) 

0. 5'2"

Nope.

7

Never

Occasionally

Sometimes I take Xanax when my anxiety spirals out of control. Otherwise just ibuprofen.

People seem to think I'm 16...

5 tattoos, in no particular order: Eye of Horus, cheshire cat, batman symbol, elephant, winged mouse

I want all the tattoos.

Three piercings in each ear.

I'm pretty set, I don't really want more piercings.

I have a few best friends, including, but not limited to: icedmesaccino, sirgrinningwalrus, asterxiasy, Matt(s), and Chris.

Single

Turn-ons(sorry irl kids): my neck (biting, kissing, etc), when my partner is a little (how do i put this without sounding bdsm??? i'm really not) forceful? IDK. I guess I mean I don't mind being thrown around a bit. 

Turn-offs: mentioning your ex when we are intimate, getting pissy about little things, saying stupid shit when I am trying to be attractive, paying more attention to your phone/anything than me if I am in a state of undress.

The Big Lebowski

I'll love you if: you genuinely like the food I force upon you and answer yes every five minutes when I ask you if you like it and you don't look at me weird because of things like this/my quirks.

I miss Anna.

Most traumatic experience is losing my beloved animals over the years. It hurts forever.

Hmm my personality. Idk I think I'm pretty blunt and I have a bad habit of oversharing. I am also moral and loyal to a fault. This is both good and bad.

Like a lot of whiny girls, what I hate most about myself is my body in general. And how hard it is to change it.

I really like my eyes and my tits. I'm also really nice and caring.

1. Do you have any pets?

2 cats called Caramel and Orson and a horse called Bailey :)

2. How long have you had tumblr?

Ummm..... since March.

3. Top 4 tumblr friends.

Maria, Sophie, Ruth and Nicolette (me, Nikki, Rebecca and Patricia go to school together too though)

4. Favourite blog?

I CAN'T CHOOSE

5. What did you have for dinner last night?

A few mini cocktail frankfurts (I had a big lunch :p)

6. Cat or dog?

Cat

7. Have you ever had a boyfriend/girlfriend?

Nope

8. Oldest memory?

Having to sleep on a mattress so my cousin could have my cot because he liked to get up in the middle of the night.

9. What is the most embarrassing thing that you have done?

I haven't really done anything too incredibly embarrassing so I can't really think of anything off the top of my head :/

10. Do you have a crush on someone?

Just some youtubers...

My Questions:

1. Where would you most like to live?

2. If you could meet any person who ever existed, who would it be?

3. Favourite school subject?

4. What book are you currently reading?

5. PC or Mac?

6. Elephant-sized rabbit or rabbit-sized elephant?

7. Lions, tigers or bears?

8. Have you ever sworn in front of your parents (or caregivers) on purpose?

9. THG, TMI or HP?

okay *cracks knuckles*

red

1.My weight

2.My skin

3.My whole appearance 

4.My lack of social skills and being weird in front of people

5.People judging me and saying stuff behind my back for the things said in point 4.

6.Taking criticism from people about things such as my schoolwork,art,music and writing ect

7.My grammar I'm not that great at it and i think that's why i avoid posting things on here because people gets so Nazi about it, I have always been terrible at grammar so I avoid it when I'm on here

yellow

1.Thomas freaking William Hiddleston

2.Abi....

3.A man in a good suit

4.big hands and long fingers (see tom)

5.British Accents