Another night, another bad guy defeated. This time, it was the dreaded Lint Banditātried to steal every dryer in town. Not on my watch. Socks of Doom: 1. Villains: 0. š§¦š„

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Another night, another bad guy defeated. This time, it was the dreaded Lint Banditātried to steal every dryer in town. Not on my watch. Socks of Doom: 1. Villains: 0. š§¦š„

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The Housecat -- 3
August 2 I have always wanted my own vacuum. To think of all the places it could take me, to think of all the places my mom has gone on hersāI just really want one of my own. She told me about this one time she was gone for about a week on it and when she came back, it was like she was coming back to a brand new place. She said whenever she uses it, itās like she never visits the same place twice. I want that. I want to visit every nook and cranny of this world, of this universe, of the cosmos! I donāt really know what that means, but I think Iād like that. I hear these stories all the time. Jimbo told me about the time he used one and said it was as if time stood still. He told me he saw things he didnāt even know existed and that when he got back, it was as if he had a brand new room! I couldnāt believe it. He has the biggest room in the house, you know. He has the widest wall with the smoothest and the absolute perfect amount of space to fit the exact amount of poster maps of my trilogy set. What I would give to have that room. AND to think, he gets a new room?! Jeez. Now, I know what you must be thinking, aā¦vacuum? Isnāt that that annoying device that makes a ruckus and scares the housecat and makes him shoot across the floor like lightning? Yes, yes. Iām aware of what you might think this vacuum is, but Iām telling youāthis one is different. THIS one can actually take you to places that youāve never been before! I mean, cāmon! Momās and Jimboās stories? Thereās no way they made that up. Noway! I mean, they both have their own. Who would want their own vacuum if all it did was clean a room? Jimbo tells me not to touch his and that Iām not allowed to get my own until I hit double-digits. He says if I don't, I might poof into a constellation that Iāve never heard of before! He says I might get lost and be gone for good because I havenāt read the manual. When I asked to read his, he said that manuals are made for their specific owners and so the writing is in a special language only the bestowed-upon can understand. Rats! I canāt wait to hit double-digitsāooh, I just canāt wait!
August 3 Iāve tried waiting and it seems that time is going by awfully slow. I thought, by now, Iād be at least one digit higher. Jimbo must be teasing me again. He must have taken me on his vacuum last night and taken me back a year or something. Thereās no way that time is going by this slow. I just, rats. Rats!
August 4 Thatās it. It has to be Jimbo. I just know itās him. This morning, I woke up and one of my socks was missing. Usually, when that happens, itās hanging off my bed or buried somewhere underneath my sheets somewhere. Today? Gone. GONE! I'll bet itās floating around in some universe. I'll bet! I need that sockā¦or, at least, thatās what Iām going to tell Jimbo after I sneak into his room tonight. I know you donāt believe me about this vacuum business. But after tonight? You definitely will. Jimbo will get a taste of his own medicine too! If I end up in some random universe, itāll be okay. Iām taking my poster maps of my trilogy set and Iāll be sure to find a nice smooth wall to connect them all into the largest map ever in the new universe I find. Iāll even try to find a way to postage Jimbo back a photo of it. Itāll be bigger than his smooth wall, thatās for sure. Take that, Jimbo! No more sneaking me around universes and dropping my socks off in them. Youāll see, ha!
August 9 Itās been a dreadful week. I havenāt had the heart to update you because I honestly havenāt had the stomach to digest this bit of information. Iāve also been sitting on a heap of my own thoughts and been going back and forth on whether I even want to tell you. To be honest? I thought about just throwing you out. If I just āforgotā where I left you, then maybe I wouldnāt have to tell you the awful news that I figured out. But Iām back. It was that house cat that convinced me so. I have never seen him pounce like that and kick over the trash can, but he did. Iām not too into signs or anything, but if I ever saw one, that was it. So here I am, universe, here I am. Anyway, Iāll recap the night for you. So, I had a genius plan that night. I even did a yawning bit before Jimbo and convinced him I was droopy eyed and ready for bed. I pretended to fall asleep while talking to him and did a couple of āhuh, whatād you say? Oh, I must be tiredā while he was trying to give me some type of lecture. It was about cleaning my room or something. Anyway, that happened and after I was sure his lights were out, I put my poster maps in a satchel, slung it over my shoulder and snuck in. I snuck in only to find him talking to some girl on the phone with the lights off. He was so angry with me. Turns out, he wasnāt supposed to be talking to her and me stumbling in there and yelping out in surprise and waking mom up really put a cactus spike on both of their nights. There was so much yelling, I just ran out of there. How was I supposed to know he wasnāt supposed to be talking to her? He wasnāt even talking! I couldnāt know! The plan seemed foiled, but I wasnāt ready to give up, especially after I blabbered on and on to you like I was some knight on a quest for a princess! Or, letās make that a chocolate chest. I donāt really care for a princess right now, theyāre way too pink. Anyway, I thought quickly and decided Iād hop on momās since she was momentarily subdued by Jimbo. Convenient? I guess I really am a genius! Well, I crawled into her room, plugged her vacuum in, closed my eyes, said āa smooth wall, pleaseā, tightly gripped my satchel and pressed on. Boy, was I in for a surprise. Mom rushed into the room with Jimbo on her tail. She had that look she gets when she is in no-nonsense mode and I really wasnāt ready with my cute Bambi eyes. I freaked! I yelped again pretty loud. One because I didnāt expect her to be in another universe with me. Two because I thought she had grabbed ahold of me traveling. Three because I was actually impressed if she was able to do that. And then four because I really didnāt want Jimbo to take my new smooth wall in the new universe. Well, it didnāt last long until I realized that I was still at home. Mom made sure I knew that. She didnāt even use her mad voice, which Iād much rather be in the company of than the voice she actually used, which was her no-nonsense whisper. Itās scary because I have to lean in to hear what sheās saying, but you definitely wouldnāt want to lean in with that no-nonsense look staring right at you. I tried to state my cause and I explained to her what was happening and that I didnāt understand what Iād done wrong in order for the vacuum to work, but I promised I would wait ātil I hit double-digits. I promised I wouldnāt try to sneak onto one again until Iād get my actual own with my own personalized manual. I promised her and I even crossed my heart in front of her. I was a little too scared to finish the rhyme, I didnāt want to āhope to dieā or even āpoke a needle in my eye,ā but she didnāt seem to notice. Whew! Got away with that one. Well, it seemed to work! She actually just sighed and kissed me on the top of my head. It wasn't wet or anything, so I guess it was okay. It was the easiest punishment Iāve ever gotten until...she handed me to Jimbo and closed her door behind us. Jimbo looked at me once and instead of saying anything to me, he just smacked me on the back as if it was such a fun thing to do and smirked. He smirked! I guess he wasnāt mad at me after all. He asked me if I heard his lecture earlier, and I did another bit convincing him I had. By now, I was ready with my cute Bambi eyes and I was even adding a little bit of pouting Iād learned from this freckle-girled at school. Jimbo laughed, and I knew I got him. I told him my entire plan down to the missing sock and he had this look that said he was wondering if he should tell me something. He began apologizing to me and saying how bad of a brother he was, but, before he could finish, it was like he switched movies because his story changed almost completely. I was kind of confused, but I tuned back in when he mentioned the sock. He said that he was apologizing for the sock and that he would try to find it on his next run in on that universe. It might take a while, but he told me heād somehow get it back to me. My brother. The best. Finally, he offered to make a deal with me. He said if I didnāt try any weird stunts like this again, heād promise to take me on his vacuum at least once before I hit double-digits. I couldnāt believe it! I had to bury my head in his bed to keep my squeal from waking mom again! I couldnāt believe it! I agreed immediately. I was hopping around on Jimboās bed now, whispering a double Huzzah! while punching my eager fists into the air... when... the housecat walked in...
I immediately stopped jumping and I felt as though my poster maps had been shredded right in front of me. Jimbo stammered and tried to say something, but I didnāt hear him. My stomach turned and I'm pretty sure my face turned completely ghost-white. Well, do you want to know what it was I saw? Hereās why I needed a few days to recuperate. Okay, are you ready? Well, when the housecat strolled in, he was definitely grinning as he held something proudly in his mouth.
It was my missing sock.
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