#therralife

I have school tomorrow I do not have the gotdarn TIME--

but you know what I have got some THOUGHTS.

So the games do an utterly abysmal job of making it clear, but I think the whole cast of characters are only a few specimens of a fully fleshed-out species of animal people, who in some games just live alongside the regular human persons. (which is tight as heck to me but whatever)

While this opens up some mmm-mmm good narratives about connected cultural mythology, history, and technology in the franchise, but instead, take a moment to imagine this concept:

A tiny, pink hedgehog walks into a weapons store. Her hands barely reach over the counter. She’s feeling around for the little bell that you ring-a-ding whenever someone’s in the back and you don’t have social anxiety. A store employee returns from the maw of the Back Room. “What can I help you with?” he asks.

Me: alright cool I'll clear all my caches

Phone: memory full

Me: uhhh okay I'll upload some pictures to the cloud then

Phone: memory full

Me: okay I'll just DELETE some pictures then

Phone: memory full

Me: saying goodbye to old conversation threads I SUPPOSE

Me: are you appeased yet