#theregalalpha

What is your OTP? I used to think RussiaxCanada, because of this couple of fics I read, but reading the rest of the ‘literature’ (and realizing I loved the girl who liked yaoi a lot more than I actually cared to read about two dicks too many) has switched me to FemPrussiaxFemAustria.  BROTP? Gotta be the awesome trio (Prussia, Denmark and America) How many current muses do you have? 3, and all different blogs on the same account! TuT Means I can’t ask questions in character, but I’m way too lazy to switch from one account to another.  How long have you been on tumblr? Like, half a year? If you could go to any country, right now, free of charge, where would you go? …If I could speak the languages, I’d want to visit Scandinavia… Who is (are) your senpai(s)? Oh god.  •whitehair-whiteboots-redeyes is pretty eloquent and loves destroying muses emotionally even more than I love breaking them physically and mentally. (Which is actually a bit unnerving: I’m a sadistic psycho when it comes to fictional characters, so it’s worrying to think there’s someone crueler.) •I haven’t known italys-germany for long, but he/she doesn’t mind weird combinations and is a damn reliable partner. As soon as I finish this, I’m gonna respond to our thread and ten bucks says she responds within 5 minutes, no matter what time it is.  •prussianwings is the senpai of all senpais: fantastic muse, incredible verse, responses that read like novellas, even a hella theme. But we live in entirely different time zones and they’re only online when I’m asleep. ;^; •asktherealfemgermany was more than willing to put up with my weirdness and the more than insane ship of KatMad.  •familie-est-amour somehow manages an incredible number of threads and they always respond lightning fast. I’m realizing I spend more time interacting with Germanys and Prussias than I do with Americas or Frances or other characters that would make sense for a Canada… Who is your favourite Hetalia character (if any)?  “W-w-well, I lo- sort of l-like my muse, eh?” *blushing furiously red and staring at her feet* “J-just not the way the f-fandom writes either ‘C-Canadia’, eh?” *blushes even harder. Might want to see a doctor, cause there is something wrong with her circulation* “Um, ah, maple and pancakes, eh?” *explodes* *literally explodes* *the blood in her blush is so pressurized that her face legitimately splatters open from too much uke**also because she’s suicidal and depressed from loneliness* Is this the real life? No, it’s just fantasy.  Pirates or ninjas? (VERY IMPORTANT) Both. At the same time.  WHO’S AWESOME?! Prussia! Duh! I tag  theregalalpha asktherealfemgermany italys-germany famille-est-amour aph-italy-romano navypolicenorge pastaburgers expiredhopes achiamacrede