mann, i just watched war 2 and literally came RUNNING here hoping I wasn't the only one who caught the gay reeking out of them😭😭😭
and now as always, I've discovered another gay ship in the process (RRR boys) and now i gotta run to watch that to actually clock it coz i was too zoned in the bgm and the muscles to actually see it, so thank you
Right?!!? My standards for what I consider homoeroticism were raised so high after RRR (don't even talk to me if they don't get noncanonically married on screen and the director doesn't call it a "romance" on camera) that I was actually afraid that War 2 might disappoint me on that aspect and tbh, the first half was a bit tepid but ohhh myyy gooodd???!!! As soon as Raghu actually LITERALLY uttered "do aashiqo ka janaaza hai" ("it's a funeral of two lovers") in the lead-up to Janaab e Ali before starting to sing while staring at Kabir, I was actually sitting there with my jaw open like DID THEY ACTUALLY REALLY MAKE HIM SAY THAT and DID I ACTUALLY FIND A SCENE THAT IS GAYER THAN RAMBHEEM ONSCREEN WEDDING????????
AND IT JUST GOT GAYER FROM THERE???
Raghu crying, screaming, throwing up everytime he comes close to killing Kabir??? Bro why you doing that if you hate him 😭 Raghu shouting "tune mera dil toda" ("you broke my heart") while punching Kabir like he is some ex who ghosted him when they could have gone with literally any other line like "you hurt me when you left"??? Raghu saying "tere baad me kisi ka na ho paya" ("I couldn't belong to anyone else after you") because that is absolutely NOT something you tell your bestie, that's definitely only something you tell your lover??? Kabir pulling Raghu to get impaled on the same nail as him???????????
War 2 definitely blew War out of the park in terms of gayness ajsjsjsjjen. Because WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT??????
