the shock of pink hair is hard to ignore in the otherwise dull interior of the bar he’s found himself in. it sparks his curiosity, mostly because he’s bored and wants to have a really wild night, and no other opportunities have opened their doors thus far. so he slides into the closest available seat and flashes his pointed teeth in a smile, glass raised in greeting.

“Hasn’t yet, but what will happen when we meet our soulmates? People are going to question how we have two soulmates.”

Send a ship to my inbox and I’ll say who:

eats breakfast food for dinner: If Archer’s cooking it’s probably gonna be breakfast for dinner but I don’t think either minds!

turns the radio volume up until their ears bleed: Probably Dusty

waves at random animals: If it is a horse or a dog Archer absolutely will get excited for it. Cats are gentlemen and should be treated politely. 

binge-watches shows until 2 in the morning: probably Dusty. This is a habit Archer is not used to. But if Dusty is watching in bed, he likes to cuddle in close and have his hair pet while Dusty idly watches.

takes all the pillows: Archer won’t mean to, but he’ll complain his back hurts so Dusty will give him one. Then his legs and Dusty gives another, And the Archer passes out with all the pillows.

plays with rotating doors: Archer would probably get stuck in them and Dusty will make it a game and force them to spin in it.

would 100% fight with a sword if they could: Dusty might think Archer’s so old the war he was in he used swords and Archer might think it’s so funny he won’t try to correct him.

forgets every little thing: Archer, of course.

loves the thought of a double-date: Archer would ask if Dusty wanted to do it but they have to think of another couple and they don’t really share friends

has to eat fast food, like, three times a week: probably Dusty, but Archer will go as long as it’s a different place each time. He just likes the experience.

enjoys hugs: BOTH!!

could kill with a stare if their partner is flirted with: Dusty more than likely. Can give a hard glare and some sarcastic comment that goes straight over Archer’s head until later when he points out, “That dude was flirting with you.” “He was?!”

remembers all the holidays and goes above and beyond on gifts: If Archer remembers he will do all that he can to make it special. I feel like Dusty would do a reasonable amount of celebrating.

would cosplay as their favorite character: I don’t think either of them are really into that

stares dreamily at their partner like they’re the sun and stars: Dusty probably does it a lot more. I feel like he would be slightly more romantic even though he’s the sarcastic one. Archer does stare time to time, but mostly thinking about how lucky he is in all his years he met Dusty now while he could still remember him.

could fall and still look annoyingly perfect: Archer fall all the time and ruins himself, but somehow Dusty likes it.

loves pumpkin spice, like so much: Archer thinks i’ts an interesting take for a holiday favorite. When the season changes he always asks for them to go.

MY CHARACTER’S DRUNKEN OPINION OF YOURS

@thepinkcarnegie

Jack beamed, setting his empty glass on the bar. Talking about Poet was going to be easy.

“Poet’s a poem. Yeah.” 

He giggled. The description made sense to him but probably no one else.

ATTRACTIVENESS:

    repulsive ― hideous ― ugly ― not attractive ― unappealing ― not unattractive ― meh ― no preference ― ok ― mildly attractive ― nice looking ― cute ― adorable ― attractive ― pleasant on the eyes ― good looking ― hot ― sexy ― beautiful ― gorgeous ― hot damn ― would tap that ― perfect ― godlike ― holy fuck there are no words

PERSONALITY:

    grating ― irritating ― frustrating ― boring ― confusing at best ― awkward ― unreasonable ― psychotic ― disturbing ― interesting ― engaging ― affectionate ― aggressive ― ambitious ― anxious ― artistic ― bad tempered ― bossy ― charismatic ― appealing ― unappealing ― creative ― courageous ― dependable ― unreliable ― unpredictable ― predictable ― devious ― dim ― extroverted ― introverted ― egotistical ― gregarious ― fabulous ― impulsive ― intelligent ― sympathetic ― talkative ― up beat ― peaceful ― calming ― badass ― flexible

HOW LIKELY THEY WOULD BE TO HAVE SEX WITH THEM.

    not if they were the last person on earth and the world was ending ― fuck no! ― never ― no way ― not likely ― not sure ― indifferent ― i’m asexual ― maybe ― probably ― it depends ― fairly likely ― likely ― yeah sure ― yes ― would tap that ― hell yes ― fuck yes! ― wishing that could happen right now ― as many times as possible ― we are already having sex

LEVEL OF FRIENDSHIP:

    never in a million years ― worst of enemies ― enemies ― rivals ― indifferent ― neutral ― acquaintance ― friendly toward each other ― casual friends ― friends ― good friends ― best friends ― fuck buddies ― bosom buddies ― practically the same person ― would die for them ― true friends ― my only friend

FIRST IMPRESSION OF THEM:

    i hate them so much ― i don’t like them ― i don’t trust them ― they annoy me ― they’re weird ― i’m indifferent ― meh ― they seem alright ― they’re growing on me ― truce ― i think i like them ― i like them ― i’m not sure if i trust them ― i trust them ― they’re cool ― they’re genuine ― i think we’re going to get along ― i really like them ― i think i’m in love ― oh fuck they’re hot ― i love them

CURRENT IMPRESSION OF THEM:

    i hate them so much ― i don’t like them ― i don’t trust them ― they annoy me ― they’re weird ― i’m indifferent ― meh ― they seem alright ― they’re growing on me ― truce ― i think i like them ― i like them ― i’m not sure if i trust them ― i trust them ― they’re cool ― they’re genuine ― i think we’re going to get along ― i really like them ― i think i’m in love ― oh fuck they’re hot ― i love them

HOW GOOD OF A KISSER:

Jack stared. Stunned. It was an accident. He was sure it was. It had to have been… right?