"Yes, right, my apologies, I'd forgotten the formal invitation," Draco drawled, taking a step back and dropping into an ostentatious bow. "Granger, if you would be so kind," he announced, "would you do me the honor of stripping you of your intimates, that I may first lower my lips to the apex of your thighs, followed by the tender insertion of my hardened phallus into the depths of your - " Remember this gem? I was re-reading htwfaip and I couldn't stop laughing
honestly who could forget this, the height of my literary contributions














