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It’s not often that bachelor parties become the event of the year, but the weekend-long bash held for Nicholas Drake on a private island in the Sulanian  archipelago was certainly an event to remember. These pics, taken from Selvadoradan playboy Víctor Pauli’s Simstagram, show how the weekend started wholesome with an innocent group pic, but soon descended into drunken revelry. Victor was joined by his three brothers, Hector, Manuel, and Carlos, bringing the total of presidential sons (along with Simerican First Son Fred Cronin) to five!

The excitement was all too much for groom-to-be Nicholas Drake, who had to be helped home by Victor and Cronin. The night’s events will likely feature in Fred Cronin’s speech at Drake’s wedding to Camila Pauli, where he is to be Best Man. The wedding is to take place in the Selvadoradan seaside town of San Domingo, the birthplace of President Gustavo Pauli. 

Víctor’s Simstagram followers couldn’t get enough of these posts, which amassed over 500k likes. Many followers also took to the comments:

chica_delreyy2k Dios mío! This party look sick-en-ing. I am totally in loooove with @manuelpauli3 ‘s shirt 😘 . #iconic #kingoffashion #selvadorada4eva

marxist_crow Outrageous 😖 ! These douchebags get a whole island for their party. I bet the actual residents were locked indoors! #revolución #eattherich #votefleig

first_lady_pauli mis hijos! Víctorito, I love these photographs you’ve shared. All my beautiful sons  😍 😍

jonnybeedle  🤔  Looks like the Selvadoradan-Simerican relations have thawed out! #cronin2024 #kinghenry 

Tittle-Tattle: Ward vs Ward

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Tittle-Tattle.com, your 411 on celebrity news, has investigated rumours of a rift in the household of Del Sol royalty, Villa de Ward, home of starlet Judith Ward. 

In the early hours of yesterday morning, the Simcadamey of Motion Picture Arts & Sciences confirmed a last-minute addition to line-up of this year’s Oskars. Heir to the modern Simerican political dynasty and utter hearthrob, Frederick Cronin will take to the stage alongside his Selvadoradan counterpart, Víctor Pauli. Pauli had already been offered the chance to present at this year’s ceremony, where his sister is widely tipped to take home the Best Actress award for her role in the blockbuster musical “Recuérdame Selvadorada” (we just can’t stop crying after listening to the chart-topper “Love me now, or else!” - also expected to win Best Original Song).

This all sounds lovely, but where do the Wards fit into this? Icon of stage and screen Judith Ward will be this year’s recipient of the prestigious Lifetime Achievement award after an illustrious decade-spanning career. It is also the very category being jointly presented by the First sons, Cronin and Pauli. We’ve heard it said that Ward’s daughter, Audrina, who just happens to be Frederick Cronin’s ex, is furious with both the Simcademy and her own mother for going along with what she calls a “farce”. In a recent SimTok post, Audrina Ward streamed to her 4 million followers that the whole thing was nothing more than a campaign ploy instigated by the White House.

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