1. First impression:  I'm probably going to kill him.2. Truth is: I'm probably going to kill him (with love).3. How old do you look: Does this even apply?4. Have you ever made me laugh:  Yes.5. Have you ever made me mad:  To the point of chills and back.6. Best feature:  Your heart.  Or the general skeleton equivalent.  (The nose ring is a close second ;} )7. Have I ever had a crush on you:  Yes.8. You’re my: Beloved friend with benefits (See also: Starbucks)9. Name in my phone:  Spooky Scary10. Should you post this too?  If it'd suit your fancy.

THANK MEW FURRY MUCH MISTER PUMPKIN SPICE.

> Profit. 

that's not at all what i wanted or asked for.