hot dog- n.jm
characters; hufflepuff! jaemin x ravenclaw! reader ft. slytherin! haechan, gryffindor! mark and a surprise hufflepuff guest
summary; jaemin practices a transfiguration spell on a pencil that goes slightly wrong. okay, maybe very wrong.
an; 😭😭 I LITERALLY DONT KNOW WHAT THIS IS YOU SHOULD ALL BLAME @thenctaddict FOR THIS SHE GAVE ME THE PLOT BECAUSE ORIGINALLY IT WAS SLYTHERIN JAEMIN AND HE WAS GONNA BE A BULLY AND SHZ STRONGLY OPPOSED and im writing this as a bullet point bc for the sake of my sanity
sigh okay so you are super smart ravenclaw™️
like definition of a ravenclaw, a lot of the yonger years looked up to you and came to you if they needed help
your best subject just so happened to be transfiguration
took me a while to spell that one
jaemin was hufflepuff™️
he was also terrible at transfigurations
so when the new year started, you two shared transfigurations class (im starting to get real tired of the word transfigurations)
and you happened to be sat right across from eachother
your best friend eunji sat next to you, she was also hufflepuff™️ super cute wbk
halfway into the lesson you could already see sir na struggling
not that you were staring at him or anything
okay maybe you were
but like no one else had to know that
but its not like you were the only clown in the room staring at someone
eunji sis we see you staring at mark
coincidentally mark sat next to jaemin
thats so iconic omg
anyways the lesson finished and you did good, as always, miss ravenclaw
no need to flex bro
jaemins just sat next to mark with his jaw slack like
"yo how can y/n get this shit?"
"maybe if you stopped daydreaming about her and listened you could pass"
so THAT was why jaemin was failing transfigurations (god help me)
HOLY SHIT I JUST REMEMBERED MY COOKIE DOUGH ICE CREAM I LEFT IN THE FRIDGE
okay so you leave the room to get to lunch with eunji
so you sit down at the ravenclaw table next to your best-ravenclaw-smart-friend renjun
normal lunchtime shit
him choking you for pointing out his obvious crush on the gryffindor girl
but like i said YOU AINT ANY BETTER SIS
like,, oh jaemin has a hair out of place today?
his tie seems a little longer than usual
his shoe laces are uneven
you stare at him THAT much
its a problem and you should fix it
just fucking talk to him
"y/n can you grab my notes from my desk please?"
eunji and her forgetful ass forgetting her herbology notes yet again
this is the 3rd time in the last 2 weeks
eunji get your act together
so you walk to the hufflepuff common room, tapping the correct barrel to get in seeing as you go there so much (you may as well be a hufflepuff (huffleclaw?ravenpuff?))
and would you look at that
literally about ten minutes beforehand jaemin left lunch early to practice the transfiguration spell so he could impress you
bad idea™️
so he lifted his lil wand (my new rapper name) ready to start casting the spell
he was gonna turn a pencil into a macaroni hot dog (oh my)
because?? he wanted to provide for you??
just let the poor cute boy make you a hot dog
your fine ass opens the door just before he finishes the spell
jaemin turns towards you in shock, and horror
you freeze up because why the fuck is he casting a spell at lunch
then there was some sparkly mist idk it smelt like food (yum)
and jaemin panicked
because you disappeared
well you didnt
you were just laying on the floor: in hotdog form
jaemin was HORRIFIED part 2
he nearly screamed and went to go pick you up
"y/n?! can you hear me?! im so sorry!"
rip he thinks all his chances with you are gone
but youre whipped
can you even have consciousness as a hotdog?
this is my blog so we say yes
wtf™️
why are you so small and why the fuck does it reek of macaroni???
also YOU CANT MOVE
scary
but jaemins beautiful face is right in front of you
you cant speak tho because hot dogs dont have mouths sorry science says NO SIR
so you’re literally wondering what the fuck is happening
jaemin is still freaking out
our good friend, slytherin haechan opens the door to the hufflepuff common room
first thing he sees is jaemin? screaming at a hotdog?
"bro what are you doing?"
"this is y/n!"
"...jaemin thats a hotdog"
"NO Y/N IS THE HOTDOG"
panicked af part 2
but hes also slightly amused
so the duo run out of the common room to get help
because you cant stay as a hotdog forever or ? youll go mouldy ? dont know how this works but we move
"mark! eunji!"
so thats why eunji couldnt get her notes
little rat
"jaemin why are you carrying a hotdog?"
i never want to eat a hotdog again
"this is y/n"
"jaemin i know youre whipped for y/n but naming a hotdog after her is a little far
exposed™️
jaemin doesnt know you can hear this
if a hotdog could blush it would be bright red
"no, mark he turned y/n into a hotdog" haechan saved the day by explaining
so the gang spend the rest of the day skipping classes in the library looking for a spell to fix you (by coldplay)
ironic
strangely no one questions the hotdog being preciously carried by jaemin and not even being eaten
apart from renjun
man strolls into the library like the dedicated ravenclaw he is
"what the fuck is happening?"
"jaemin turned y/n into a hotdog" thanks eunji for explaining clearly
panicking part 3
this is getting kinda long wow
the gang finally find a spell with renjuns help
hes a dang godsend
thank lords for giving us a huang renjun
and so jaemin goes to perform the spell
this idea is quickly refuted and mark slams a hand over his mouth
"let me do it, youve already done enough damage to the poor girl"
fair enough
jaemin stands back
mark turns you back into your lil pretty perfect self
thank FUCK
"im human?? IM HUMAN" you smile widely because you know
no longer an edible, perishable item slathered in cheesy pasta
"y/n im so sorry, if theres anything i can do to make up for that"
hmm 😏
"take me on a date"
boom, now jaemin is the edible, perishable item
tomato
and kids, well thats how mum met dad
the end
