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themalachimeye replied to your post “that pgm spell is so funny like..... if I'm already passionately...”
invites a third party to join you. just fuckin pda at someone until they horny too
wait youre right it doesnt say you have to be kissing them. just charge your spell with makeouts and cast at will
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@themalachimeye replied to your post “someday i will write a sentence half as good as “you sell drugs to...”
Just a giant fucking sack of Canadian pennies. They stare directly in the eyes. They offer no explanation. It's the same bag as last time. You are so very very tired.
A single, beautiful gemstone, shining and resplendent. The jeweler down the road greets you with an exhausted sigh. Undead money laundering pays the bills, but he had such higher hopes, once upon a time.
A garbage bag of ectoplasm and an incredibly worrying wink
ok good work everyone! tatterpigs are over. tatterpigs are done, we did it, everybody go home
@themalachimeye replied to your post: black panther has been out how long and we still...
some dude already tried it with a stock image of what was supposed to be bloody rags as ‘evidence’
ok nvm we live in a cyber hellscape
themalachimeye replied to your post: IM NOT EVEN DRAGONFUCKER THEY HAVE NO IDEA WHY I...
what a powerful sentence i have read with these two eyes, thank
themalachimeye replied to your post: gm culture is looking up a list of wild west...
name all your npcs a different variation of je_ediah
my current character is named nehemiah and not a one of them could pronounce it, they all call him neems
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themalachimeye replied to your post: ‘zero experience wth crunch’, i say, as if my...
out of context this makes you sound like a dissociating pastry chef and I love it
themalachimeye replied to your post “do warlock really get two spells a day until like 10th level, am i...”
warlock spell slots in 5e (i'm guessing) are trash, but their cantrips are the main draw, what with eldritch blast
its not that much better than fire bolt surely? it splits into rays at level 5 but fire bolt doubles damage anyway
themalachimeye replied to your post “theres an alchemical jug in dnd that can produce up to two gallons of...”
nah son cursed item variant changes that 'can' into 'must'
oh my god youre right thats absolutely terrifying
imagine: youre in a citadel. negotiating with the guards. its going well. suddenly you hear a rumbling. smash cut to outside. beat. two gallons of mayonnaise come pouring out the window
