@splungecoyote: Do you have an alibi for where you were that evening? Anypony that can verify your location? Cop: Sadly, he doesn’t. He was alone during the time the crime was committed.
@ask-atsumehigh: Pepper Note: "Dear me...Why would these officers say such things... It must be a misunderstanding, right?" Cop: Sir, this is the completely normal procedure for an interrogation. We have strong evidence and a witness, letting us believe that he is the culprit. Everything is pointing towards him.
@mysteryoustimelordthepone: Damn cops better not be framing you. I hate it when they do stuff like that Cop: I have to ask you to shut up right now! Those are some strong false accusations. We police officers have to deal with enough crap already. This interrogation is going on for way too long already. Such insults are not helping.
@askbananapie: gives u a bnana Cop: !
