#theillusionofcontrol

A bit in the context of that recent flood of hearts pouring from the First Wife’s account under the Merry Widow’s posts — take a look at this:

Tell me, what living, breathing, thinking human being signs their own name under a text they themselves wrote on Instagram? It’s not exactly a mystery who posted it.

So… what happened here? Was the caption perhaps generated by ChatGPT, with the intern’s prompt reading: “Write a warm intro to the announcement of season eight’s premiere in the style of Caitríona Balfe”? Or maybe St*rz sent out one master file to the whole team, and the intern managing CMB’s account just copy-pasted the whole thing — without deleting Caitriona's name from her part?

Honestly, if anyone still wonders whether our two Main Characters actually run their own Instagram accounts, the only reasonable response is to smile… and sigh.