thief navy au, shes here to steal yalls hearts, as for what it should be I dunno surprise me
I’ve been waiting for a Navy request for a while! I kept this one SFW... for now.
One night, you were peacefully sleeping in your home when you heard a noise. You got up quickly and alert. Your home had been being robbed lately.
Jumping at the chance to finally catch them, you snuck out of your bedroom and into the living room. You saw her, too busy focusing on unplugging your TV set to notice you quietly approaching her. Before she could say anything, you grabbed her shoulder and she jumped.
Upon being caught, she immediately tried to defend herself with a fake sob story. “Oh! My family is too poor, I’m only stealing to help support them!” But when you respond by saying if that were the case, she would be stealing food and not a TV, she drops the act and switches to another plan.
Upon taking a good look at you, she smirks. You’re worried about what she might be thinking. She offers to make a sort of deal.
She starts to flirt with you, saying she’ll give all your stuff back if you let her kiss you. You’re shocked at this, but comply anyway because what did you have to lose?
So she pressed her lips against yours, and you realize this deal wasn’t so bad after all. Then the kiss goes a little further than expected, and she ends up on top of you.
But before anything else, she breaks away, and upon realizing the situation, giggles a bit. You blush in defeat and embarassment as she gets up. She thanks you, and tells you she’ll return your things shortly. After she leaves, a horrible realization has occured.
Two days later, all your stuff has been brought back to you. She even left her phone number on the fridge. Except there’s one thing she still has: your heart.












