1: When you have a container of Neapolitan ice cream, what flavor do you leave for last?I mix them all together except for a bit of vanilla. I eat that last.2: Would you rather be caught in a thunderstorm without an umbrella or a snowstorm without boots?
Thunderstorm. Frostbite. The struggle is real.3: Letās say you have access to a time machine, but it can only go either backward or forward. One or the other. Which do you choose and where do you go?
Awrrr I would go back in time and discover the answer to some great mystery, like who the nameless soldier in Washington DC is or whether Anthony actually cheated on Cleopatra. And who stabbed Caesar.Ā 4: Tomorrow morning, you wake up in the body of a celebrity, like in a ā90s body-swap movie. Who is it? How do they react to your life? What do you do when youāre āthemā? Would you choose to switch back?
Uhhh. Uhhhhhh. Uhā¦.? I would beā¦ erm someone unmarriedā¦ Robert Pattinson. And Iād just go and talk to HP fans and then give someone a car.
I think Iād switch back eventually.5: Any allergies?
Sulfa drugs (used for rashes, I think). Also, most tree nuts make my throat and mouth itch, though thatās as yet undiagnosed.6: What would you be more embarrassed to buy: sex toys or adult diapers?
Adult diapers. Sex shop cashiers tend to mostly sell sex toys (dur) but people in Target or whatever probably get embarrassed shelving tampons. Theyāre more likely to think itās weird.7: Did you get enough sleep last night?
Almost, actually. I think I slept till like ten or somethingā¦ it was great, I got like nine hours. Very refreshing.8: Youāre the sole witness to a Mafia murder. Witness protection has to set you up with a whole new life in a totally new country. You have to leave everything behind, but you can pick where you move to. Where do you go?
Some small town in England, not well known but still with a big population and stores and stuff. Preferably north of London a few dozen kilos.9: If you could star in a biopic about any famous person ever, who would it be?
Charles Darwin.10: Whatās the biggest animal youāve ever killed? Bugs count.
Probably a wasp or horsefly at camp. I was the designated bug killer- put my Romney flip-flops to good use (pun fully intended XD).11: Would you rather have millions of dollars but always feel nauseous when you go outside, or be dirt poor forever but never get sick again in your life?
Itās been so long since I got sick, but Iām going to say dirt poor, because not getting sick includes poor nutrition, scurvy, refeeding, etc. So I pick health over wealth.12: A wizard offers you immortality in exchange for your two front teeth. Do you take it?
NO! I donāt want to be immortal, ever. Everyone thinks itās so great, but itās sad and painful and the world keeps going and you stay behind and watch it move. Never.13: Could you win the Hunger Games?
Probably. Iād be really aggressive and stab people and not care. Depends on whether I want to survive, though. If I donāt, I wouldnāt even try, just fall on a knife or something.14: Do you bite your nails?
Yes, but only to cut them, because Iām too lazy to find a nail clipper every week or so when they grow past the nailbed. I keep them really really short.15: What was the first movie you remember seeing in the theater?
I donāt? Iām going to say Prince Caspian, because seeing movies in theatre just has never been something I remember as an event. So I knowĀ thatĀ I went to see movies before that, but I donāt remember what they were.Ā 16: Do you prefer music with male or female vocalists?
Male, because they tend to sing in a register I can match, instead of falsetto female songs.17: You and the love of your life are having a baby, and you get to choose the name! Thereās only one catch: your partner INSISTS that it be the name of a place, real or fictional. What do you name your baby?Ooohhh ermmm uhhhhhhhhā¦.okay so Iām going to go with Holland. Unisex, graceful, whole sounding. Plus, ancestors.18: If you could reboot or remake any movie, what would it be and who would you cast?
Avatar The Last Airbender. And I donāt know child actors really, so I donāt have a castlist, sorry.19: If you could automatically know how to speak any language or play any instrument, which would you choose?
Language. Iām terrible at them, whereas I can muddle along with learning instruments. But languages, patterns and words and letters- thatās a treasure.20: For you, would getting amnesia be a good thing?
No. I am who I am because Iāve learned from my mistakes. I wouldnāt be me without them.21: If you curse loudly and then realize that there are children nearby, what is your reaction?
Pretend it was no big deal. If you donāt show them the words mean something naughty, they wonāt assume they do.22: Without looking them up, can you explain the rules of football? How about Quidditch? What do you think that says about you?
No to football, except get the ball through the posts or to the end of the field, and some blurry bits about tackling who and when and what the players are. Same for Quidditch, catch the Snitch, get the balls through the holes, avoid the Bludgeon.Ā
I think it says that these sports have too many fucking rules.23: Youāre in the car, switching channels on the radio when you hear a song that makes you go āOH SHIT, THATāS MY JAM!ā What song is it?
Stuck in the Supermarket by Ben Folds, haha. It was the first song I ever did that to, because Iād never heard it outside the movie Over The Hedge and on my iPod.24: Have you ever bought an item of clothing because it reminded you of something a fictional character would wear?
Um yes, though Iām trying to remember what it was. OH it was a green agate ring. I shattered it though, sad day. It was from a book about unicorns, oddly enough.25: Do you ever rehearse or plan conversations before you actually have them?
Yes.26: How much black do you wear on a regular basis (not counting funerals)?
A tee shirt, my hoodie, and my shoes are all black most of the time. I didnāt actually notice that much.27: Do you have any tattoos? Do you want any?
No to both.28: Do you know how to pronounce the word āpinochleā?
I thought I did, but not according to Google, no.29: Can you think of anything more boring than birdwatching?
Never been, so besides the stereotype, Iām not actually sure itās boring to do.30: Are you better with numbers or words?
Words.31: At the movies, do you stay for the credits?
If itās a Marvel or Pixar. Otherwise, no.32: Do you get along better with old people or little kids?
Old people. I get randomly frustrated with argumentative little kids. Plus, I donāt know what they do or donāt understand.33: Whatās your best bodily feature, objectively speaking?
My face. I have good bone structure and skin and my eyes and eyebrows are all the right color and mostly unblemished and nicely shaped34: Who is your favorite late night talk show host?
I donāt watch talk shows (or most tv really). Iād say Larry King, but Iām not even sure heās still on (and just because heās the only one I can name. :P)
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