It’s embarrassing the number of times I’ve fantasized about Aris in jeans and a sweater/t-shirt

GODDAMN

people who are at their most comfortable are at their most sexy

it is like they are DRESSING in cuddles and kisses

Marilyn is an average kid that no one understands Mom and Dad and anons always giving her some spam

Anons: YOU'RE A JERK Sobs and talks While on her blog Then she's distracted instantly By her magic little friends Who are there to defend 'Cause in reality... ... They are her blog-parents Smutty Blog-parents  Lauren: Porn and smut Shecka: All under the cut! Blog-parents Smutty blog-parents

Really cool, no fools. grads from fan school!

Marilyn: Nice cock, Parent lock, smut box, Anderlock! Porn train, fanfic reign, ship pain, HURRICANE!

Blog-parents Smutty blog-parents! You'll find good fics when you're The kid with smutty blog-parents

Now I usually don't post about my friend's stuff on here, but my friend Marilyn had a shitty day and I want to tell you how fucking amazing she is. 

So let's start.

She's funny as hell. No, seriously, she's a funny person who manages to put humor in TV shows like no other. Don't think the 'home of the rejected pepsi can' note on her blog is there for nothing, because this bitch is a hilarious bitch. 

She's a good writer. Don't believe me? Go to her 'Stuff I Write' section of her blog and check it out for yourself. She's an outstanding writer, and personally I would pay to read her stuff. She has characterization and descriptions so in depth that you would actually be fooled into thinking you were reading a published piece of work. 

She stands up for what she believes in. This girl ships Anderlock. A pairing that, from what I've heard, isn't all too popular in the Sherlock fandom. You'd think that this fact would make her hesitate from speaking about what she ships, but that is wrong. Because she has the balls to say "Yeah, I like that! Do you have a problem with me? Well get in line to kiss my ass, bitch." and I admire that more than she'll probably ever know.

She puts up with ME. Now, I'm not sure if you guys know this, but I'm a real asshole of a friend. I'm that person that, if I like you more, I generally harass you more with asks/replies because I want to talk to you. Most people ignore me, but she's clearly such an amazing person that she puts up with my harassment in stride. She's a great friend, let's leave it at that/

And lastly

She's a fucking amazing human being, who should NEVER BE HARASSED. I don't know what you people are thinking, sending asks and harassing my friend, but you shouldn't be doing this. She never wanted this drama on her blog, and the more you throw this hate at her, the more you're making yourself look like a jerk. She's caring, smart, and a sweet person all around, so don't fuck with her, or else you fuck with her Canadian.

Is this all understood? Does everyone get this? Okay good.

You can go now.

I may or may not have giggled excessively while reading your response xD

I'll just say that in a few years when he was 18 or older, I'd take those cherub cheeks and that belly and that quiet mind and those freckles and that intellect and that fashion sense out on so many dates and i'd be constantly reminding him how special he is omg adgasdognjsdpgjsagtsdfjgsda

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pudgecroft you're the one for me

and if you lose weight you still are