#thefluffbab

@anonymous said:

hello, ms (mrs?) van vogt! how are you today?

@anonymous said:

Hello Carl and Mrs van Vogt! How are you both doing?

???: Oh? What is this that just appeared?

Carl: Aw, geez, I forgot I had the blog set up to make posts automatically… Uh… Say hello to Undernet, Ma!

???: Oh, no! You mean they can see me? Aaah~!

Carl: Heh… uh, as you’ve figured out by now, this is my ma – Ms. Carol van Vogt.

Carl: –and now the webcam is on. You can tell because of that little green light.

???: Ah!

???: You make this all sound so easy, Carl.

Carl: It is easy!

???: Of course you would think so. You are not old, like me.

~Say, Carl. You mentioned you were going back to Snowdin soon to see your mother, yes?

*Yeah, that’s right. ...Why?

~Well, to be honest, I was hoping I could travel with you? I haven’t seen my parents in a while, myself.

*Oh! Sure thing, Peri!

~Thank you, Carl.

~Your internet’s back, Carl.

*It is?!

*...

*...Geez, I was really getting worried, there.

*Oh… did we miss this from the last time you were here, Peri? Darn it…

~It’s no big deal. I’ll just answer it now.

~You’re exactly right, Anonymous.

~The eyes gave it away, I’m sure.

@gottofficial said:

“Well, you’re doing good at it. Keep it up!”

*Not from the same place…? Then where the hell are ya from? Out in the sticks somewhere?

*Didn’t think there was a place where people were like that anywhere in the Underground, though…

*But, uh. Thanks again. I guess.

*You guys are weird… but I gotta admit, it’s a nice change of pace.

*Also, uh. Since you seem to know what’s up with the Royal Scientist…

*…tell him good fuckin’ job for leavin’. Fuckin’ asshole. Like life wasn’t shitty enough.

*…

*Wait, what the fuck am I sayin’?! Don’t tell him I said that!

*Just… ugh. I’m gonna go. Better get what sleep I can.

*So I’ll see you guys later. …Maybe.

*You say that like I’m not pushed every fuckin’ time I get into a fight.

*But… I may as well tell ya how my thinkin’ goes.

*Killin’ people and gainin’ LV… It’s easy to survive if ya do that.

*But not killin’ anyone? Survivin’ like that takes real skill.