#thedrunksela

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Battle Intro: The bottle flew past his head, as Gaster tried to calm the raging drunk. The entire time, he was really wishing she’d rather been flirty this time around.

Victory: The merchant had been subdued (it’s really difficult to hog-tie someone with one arm), and the Doctor was content to wait until she sobered up. This was absolutely atrocious behavior, even from her! He doesn’t even have anything to say about this.

Half HP: “Sela! Cease these incessant attempts on my life! You’re just tiring yourself out!!”

Low HP: “Okay SERIOUSLY!?!?? Can you NOT!?!?”

Defeat: “Wait what about the merchant rule thing where you can’t FIGHT people? Remember THAT!??”

Death: “Blehhh.” Gaster has laid on the floor, and is playing dead.

Assist: “Alright, who’s getting the absolute crap beat out of them?” 

Taunt: “Hey look! Between you and I, we’ve got three-thirds of two people’s arms! Kehehehe!”

Reacting to Taunt: “-Hey! That is SERIOUSLY not appropriate right now!!” 

Flee: “Alright you drunk-Sela, I am OUT OF HERE!”

Reacting to Flee: “O-oh! Please do stay safe! Don’t fall and drown!??”

Tie: “No seriously what the HELL is going on here.”

Perfect Victory: “STOP TRYING TO FIGHT IT!!???!!?!?”

Low HP Victory: “STOP TRYING TO STRUGGLE!!!!”