#thecadaver

content: kissing, oral, sex toys, spanking, name-calling, scent kink, implied marriage proposal, reader is female

author’s note: This takes place after the Tulpar lands back on Earth. This is also an AU in which the crash obviously never happened and Jimmy never assaulted Anya(because he would’ve been in jail by now). Lastly, please assume that the reader lives near whoever I’m writing about because realistically these people probably all live in completely different places

Daisuke

Almost immediately asked you out on a date, which eventually ended in him sneaking you into his house very late at night

Yeah y’all fucked. Very quietly cuz his parents were asleep in the room across the hall

You guys usually sneak in a few quickies every now and then at his house

It’s only when you invite him over to your place that you get to take it slow

Likes foreplay a lot, specifically fondling and kissing

Terrible at dirty talk and he doesn’t quite know how to respond to it either, so physical touch is usually what gets him in the mood

If his cat (Bonsai) walks in while you two are getting it on, he’ll immediately want to stop. He just feels so guilty doing that sort of thing in front of his baby

Sometimes cums way too fast, but he just keeps going like nothing happened

At some point after a passionate session, he asked you what exactly he is to you

And when you told him that you want to be with him and see where this goes, he couldn’t stop smiling

Another round shortly ensued

Anya

By the time you arrived back on Earth, you had already established a relationship with her. You moved into her house which meant pure, private, uninterrupted bliss almost everyday

It was actually her that introduced toys in the bedroom. She bought a vibrator and really wanted to try it on you, though she was definitely shy about it

You bought her a rose toy for her birthday. Needless to say, she came about six times that night, screaming your name the whole way through

Starts mumbling in Russian or in Mandarin (or wherever you headcanon her from) when she gets really into it. You never know what the fuck she’s saying and whenever you ask afterwards she’s too embarrassed to translate

Really likes when you trace your finger or hand down her back. Makes her shiver every time in the best way possible

Bites her bottom lip involuntarily when she’s excited. It’s literally the hottest thing ever when she’s on top of you, looking down at you while biting her lip

Always smells like powder. You definitely sneak in a few sniffs while kissing her cheek or her neck

Curly

Asked if you wanted to be his girlfriend shortly after returning to Earth, to which you of course said yes

You invited him over to your place, eager to see him again. And also eager to have him inside you…

Make sure you stretch before he puts you in missionary because he will have you bent in half

If you and him fuck, cancel all your plans for the next day because you will not be able to stand, much less walk

When he starts swearing like a sailor, you know you’re doing a good job

Often fucks you in front of a mirror while telling you how beautiful you look

Likes carrying you bridal style to the bedroom

Never turn your back to him. He will smack your ass every chance that he gets(you should totally get back at him by smacking his ass too)

He’ll never admit this to you, but he actually likes it when you take control. He likes the thrill of you initiating intimacy, kissing his neck and leaving marks like he always does to you. And he loves it when you ride him like there’s no tomorrow, not allowing him to move a muscle as you milk him dry

When he cums, he cums A LOT. An endless amount of thick creamy ropes. He’s a little embarrassed by it cuz he always makes a mess but you honestly can’t get enough of it

Swansea

You guys also had established a relationship while on the Tulpar and you move in together when you land back on Earth

Domestic life with him is amazing. Romantic dinners, relaxing evenings, and of course crazy old people sex

Loves when you surprise him by just randomly being naked. Like one day he came home late from work and you were just on the couch completely naked waiting for him and he was so flustered he didn’t even know what to say

Depending on the intensity of your escapade, his pet names will range from “doll” to “whore”

Likes holding down yours hips while kissing you everywhere

Usually only likes taking you in the bedroom or shower. But if you’re both in the mood for it, he won’t hesitate to bend you over onto the dinner table or kitchen counter

Kinda nervous when he first ate you out, but quickly learned how to do it well with your guidance. Now he likes to eat you out everytime you suck him off to make it even

Loves it when he’s fucking you and you start vigorously rubbing your clit. Seeing you desperately chasing your orgasm always pushes him over the edge without fail

Foreplay is slow and romantic, usually involving lots of sweet talk and caressing before getting into the action

Loves surprising you in the bedroom. And on one very special night, he surprised you with an engagement ring…

Jimmy

You hung out at his place a lot. Even when it was just supposed to be a casual date, it always ended with him balls deep inside you

Always makes you suck your fingers clean after he’s had them inside you

Has ripped countless pairs of panties and tights straight off your body whenever he got too impatient

Likes slapping your cheek with his cock

“Yeah, you like that don’t you? Tch, fuckin’ slut”

Definitely a head pusher. Of course you always get your revenge by pulling onto his hair and pushing his head into your core

Absolutely terrible at eating pussy. You really have to guide him through it because otherwise he will just lap at it aimlessly and completely ignore your clit

If you leave any article of clothing by his place, he will huff it while masturbating

Probably even cums on it before returning it to you(if he even returns it at all)

Likes to cuddle after sex with his cock still inside you. One night while doing this he whispers to you, “Fuck…I should really marry you some day”

Yes, there is fine art restorations drama

Also you can just keep recasting every ten days, which is good bc I’m pretty sure the minute for revivify has already passed…

RAW doesn't actually specify that it needs to be cast within the time period for specific resurrection spells. So it could be up to Matt to decide. Which I hope they do because finding a 9th level Bard/Cleric for Resurrection is gonna be super difficult.

RE6 Leon X GN Reader Smut

summary: Hunnigan calls to notify you about an upcoming mission. Unfortunately, you and Leon are in the middle of something…and he doesn’t plan on stopping

content: smut with slight aftercare

author’s note: I dunno how I feel about this one

“Fuck!”

You grip the sheets as his cock hits deep. You can hear him chuckle slightly behind you, clearly giddy about the effect he has on you. Your mind, as fucked out as it is, begins to wander…how the hell did you even end up in this situation?

You and Leon had been coworkers for a while and were usually assigned to a lot of the same missions. It was hard to ignore the sensual tension between you two whenever you hid together in tight corners or praised each other for a job well done. But it wasn’t until now, in this shitty motel that Hunnigan booked for the two of you to stay in before your flight back home tomorrow, that the tension turned into something more…physical.

You feel your mind slipping away as his grip on your hips tighten, allowing him to ram into you with even more force. But you quickly snap back to reality at the sound of your phone ringing not too far away from your head. Your ringtone startles you, making you clench around Leon and drawing a hiss from his teeth.

“Shit…hold on”

You reach over and grab your phone, hoping the call is just spam or something easily ignorable. But as luck would have it, it’s Hunnigan.

“Stop for a sec,” you tell Leon. “It’s Hunnigan”

He obliges, his hips stopping in place while still buried deep inside you. “Damn…can’t ignore that one”

You answer quickly, holding the phone up to your ear. “Hello?”

“Finally you answered. What were you doing?”

Your mind races for an answer. “I…sorry I just didn’t have my phone on me”

“Right” Hunnigan answers after a brief pause. Could she know the truth? “Anyways, I have intel on your next mission in a few months”

You frown slightly. Just as this mission ended, another one was about to begin. You knew that this was just part of the job, but it didn’t make it any less exhausting. “Okay, let’s hear it,” you sigh.

She barely began explaining the case to you before you feel Leon’s hands slide up your back, making you shiver slightly. Before you can shoo him away, he slowly starts thrusting into you again, making your eyes widen.

“Leon!” you whisper, covering the speaker of your phone. “What the fuck are you doing!?”

“Nothin’,” He whispers back. You can hear the fucking smirk in his voice.

You roll your eyes as you return your attention back to Hunnigan, still giving you the details. You throw in a couple “mhms” and “okays”, hoping to convince her that you were actually listening and not getting railed by your coworker.

“You got all that?” she asks sternly

“Oh—yeah. Got it, thanks,” you respond quickly. A little too quickly. Fuck, she definitely knows.

“Good. Your flight is at 8 AM tomorrow so make sure you get some rest”

“Ah—” You feel Leon’s hand grip onto your hair, pulling it slightly as he continues relentlessly pounding into you. You could only hope that Hunnigan didn’t hear skin slapping against skin from the other side of the phone. “—of course” You try desperately to regain your composure.

“Oh by the way, where’s Leon? I tried calling him but he wouldn’t answer his phone”

“Um—he’s—” Your words abruptly cut off from the feeling of Leon’s cock hitting that sweet spot within you. He knew exactly what he was doing to you. You wished it was him who was on the phone, desperately trying to hold back his moans while you toy with him. Maybe someday you’ll get back at him for this…

“—I’m not really sure where he is,” you manage to mutter out. You can feel Leon’s cock twitching inside you. He must be close. You feel yourself getting close too, and the fact that he had reached under you to play with your chest was spurring you on even more.

Hunnigan sighed. “Well, find him. And tell him to give me a call ba—”

“Sure! Okay gotta go now bye”

You felt bad hanging up so abruptly, but the feeling of your body coming completely undone was just too much to ignore any longer. You were finally able to let go, moaning loudly as you came. Leon followed shortly after, groaning as he filled the condom to the brim. “Better be safe than sorry” He had said while taking it out of the pack earlier. You agreed, but another part of you also wanted his cum deep inside you. Another time maybe…hopefully one without any interruptions.

You both rode your collective orgasms out, panting harshly as your grip on the sheets weakened. You turned slightly to meet his gaze. “The fuck is your problem…” You mutter.

He chuckles breathlessly. “What? Just wanted to have some fun”

“We coulda gotten in trouble, dumbass,” you sigh. “God, Hunnigan definitely knows” The embarrassment really started to set in. You bury your face into the pillow, hoping to cool down your burning face.

“Relax,” Leon remarked before slowly sliding out, making you whine slightly. “Even if she knows, it’s not like she’ll say anything to upper management”

You raise your head up, turning to lay down on your back. “I guess so. But if we do get in trouble for this, I swear to god I’ll fucking kill you”

He laughs at the threat, seeing that there was absolutely no real power behind it. “Sure, we’ll see about that”

You wanted to smack him right across his smug face, but you were exhausted from the night’s events. Instead, you relaxed into the soft mattress beneath you while he cleaned up, tossing the condom in the trash and pulling up the sheets that had been kicked to the bottom of the bed.

Soon enough he was laying by your side, propping himself up on his elbow while looking down at you. You looked right back up at him, admiring his handsome features.

“You OK?” He asked after a few seconds of silent gazing.

You blinked, surprised by his question. “Yeah. All good” Your hand moves to brush a stray strand of hair out of his face, tucking it behind his ear. “You?”

He leaned into your touch, exhaling satisfyingly through his nose. “Just Perfect”

Every Inch Of You

Daisuke X Female Reader

summary: you love Daisuke’s moles perhaps a little too much

content: kissing, nudity, light body worship, implied oral, abrupt ending, reader has female anatomy

author’s note: I’m glad you liked my previous fic! I hope you’ll like this one too(sorry it’s a lil short I have a terrible cold and I been sleeping)!

One of the many joys in your life is your boyfriend, Daisuke

He’s just perfect in every way possible. He makes you laugh all the time, but he’s also serious when he needs to be. He’s such a kind soul, always willing to do anything for you. And he’s the prettiest guy you’ve ever laid eyes on. Those almond eyes, that cute nose, those soft lips, and of course the two adorable little moles on his face: one on his cheek and one below his right eye

You make sure to pay special attention to those areas in particular when you kiss his face, and it’s not any different when you kiss his body

The first time you saw him naked was on his bed when you two were being intimate for the first time. You already had your shirt off, leaving you in nothing but your bra. You helped take his shirt off too, lifting it gently above his head. He was really fit. Your eyes traced over his toned figure and you immediately noticed even more small beauty marks on him. Some were on his neck and shoulders, another was just under his nipple, and one was on his lower stomach

Fuck

You’re fucking obsessed

You immediately started planting soft, wet kisses all over his body, making him squirm. You wanted to show him just how fucking hot he was to you and how much you appreciated him

You pushed him slightly so that he was laying down on his back while you hovered over him

“Just relax,” you told him. “I’ll take care of everything”

He nodded, relaxing onto the sheets. Your kisses trailed lower and lower, finally making your way to his boxers. He was so hard already just from you kissing him. That boosted your ego more than you would ever admit

“Lift your hips for me”

He obeyed, allowing you to slip his boxers down and free his cock

“Fuuuck,” he hissed

You were mesmerised by the sight of his huge, throbbing cock that already had precum leaking out from the tip. And would ya look at that: another little mole right on the base

Yeah, you sucked him dry that night. And the night after…and the night following that one. You just couldn’t get enough of him

content: kissing, oral sex, genital piercings, mutual masturbation, praising, thigh riding, biting/marking, hair pulling, spanking, choking, jimmy, reader has female anatomy

author’s note: ahhh first nsfw writing ahhh I’m so scared🫠

Daisuke

Totally a boob guy. It doesn’t matter what size or shape he just loves them and will squeeze them like stress balls(with your permission)

Gets loud when he’s close. He really can’t help it so oftentimes you have to cover his mouth with you hand or kiss him to muffle the noise

Not that high of a body count but he definitely knows some stuff

Watches porn a lot, no surprise there. His go-to categories are milfs/dilfs, hot teachers, and eating pussy

Gets hard really easily. Whether it be a caress on his back or a kiss on his cheek, he’s hard almost immediately

DICK PIERCINGS!? YES!? NO!? MAYBE!?

Likes shaving his pubes into a heart-shaped pattern. He did it just for fun one time and ended up liking how it looked. It was definitely a surprise to you when you first saw him naked

Probably said something stupid like “wowza” when he saw you naked for the first time

Not a super kinky guy but he’s up to try anything you want. You tied him up, blindfolded him, and edged him once and he came bucketloads(when you finally let him). Needless to say he definitely wants to try that again with you at some point soon

Likes risky sex. In the living room, in the kitchen, hell even up against the wall in a hallway—he’ll pull you aside and take you right then and there. The risk of getting caught by the others excites him more than he lets on

Usually falls asleep right after sex. As much as he wants to stay awake and chat, he knocks out as soon as he’s snuggled in between your arms

Anya

Doesn’t really have a preference for boobs, butts, or thighs. She loves every part of you

She’s a switch but usually tops

Very gentle with you but if you ask her to be rougher, she’ll gladly oblige

Loooves eating you out so much she could literally do it for hours

Gets really flustered and shy if you eat her out but she trusts you with her whole heart so go ahead

Has a really sensitive clit. Like really really really sensitive. And she makes the craziest sounds ever when you play with it

Really likes being tickled in both sexual and non-sexual situations. Try tickling her tummy while eating her out, trust me

Loves mutual masturbation. She studies really closely how you get yourself off so that she can try that out next time

Always squeezes her eyes shut when she finishes

She cried after y’all’s first time because she just became so overwhelmed with love and affection for you. You were concerned but she reassured you that she was fine and just really fucking happy

Usually falls asleep soon after all the action. She’s also usually the first to wake up and she loves watching you sleep while softly stroking your hair or caressing your cheek

Curly

Ass and thigh guy definitely

He’s huge obvi. And thick too

Loves praising you during the act

Holds your hand during sex. It just feels especially intimate to him

Fav position is the full nelson. C’mon that position was literally made for dudes like him

Secretly really likes when you squish his man boobs. Like you do it as a joke in non-sexual settings but he lowkey wishes you would do it in the bedroom(and maybe put your mouth on his nips too…)

Totally whimpered at some point by accident and was embarrassed by it. But when he realised that you liked it, he didn’t make much effort to hold his noises back anymore

PLEASE SIT ON HIS FACE HE LOVES IT

Will hold your legs in place and straight up attack your clit until you’re shaking under his touch

Always checks in on you during whatever it is that you’re doing. The last thing he’d want to do is to hurt you, so get ready for him to check in on you frequently

Absolutely must make time for aftercare. His favourite form of aftercare is taking a bath with you

Swansea

Definitely a thigh guy

Will squish them and softly bite them

Sex drive isn’t as high as it used to be because of his age, but when he’s in the mood he gets really freaky

Likes taking you from the side(spooning)where he can put his arm around you and lazily thrust into you

Secretly loves when you tug on his hair. It will literally send him into overdrive if you do it while fucking

Loves watching you get yourself off(pls grind on his thigh he’ll probably cum just watching you)

His cock is really thick. Be careful when giving him head or you’ll end up with a sore jaw

Likes shower sex. Sometimes when you’re showering by yourself he’ll just casually come in with you. Usually starts with a steamy make out session and ends with you being pinned against the cold wall with his cock deep inside you

Aftercare is really important to him too. He’ll definitely dote on you after a passionate session before even attending to his own needs

Jimmy

Probably an ass guy

He’s a freak we all know this

You and him have tried some insane things…use your imagination

Very rough with everything he does

Foreplay consists of very filthy dirty talking and fondling

Bites you and marks you up EVERYWHERE. It really gets him off when he sees you wearing a scarf or desperately trying to cover the marks with makeup the day after

Pulls your hair hard when he’s really into it

Likes choking you too

Smacks your ass whenever he takes you from behind(enough to leave your ass sore)

Doesn’t like using condoms. He uses the pull out method religiously