#thebookstore

Owner- Phone rings a demonic sound Ah damn, sorry dudes gotta take this, cousins calling, probably something about paperwork Answers phone and walks away talking in Latin

Janitor- Oh- well- thanks I'll give it a try,  but I do have to get back to cleaning. Leaves the room I'll see you later.

Owner- Taps their chin in thought as they think out loud Do I even pay her? I really can't remember

Building- I dunno dude, I'm just a god that is a bookstore.

Owner- We're both supernatural beings with no sense of time, we don't exactly care about wealth, and my lot mostly just care about power in the underworld, and you can't get much higher on the food chain than Heir to the Unholy Throne can you?

Building- I'm kinda just....a god

Owner- Pulls rug over a few feet, reveals a pentagram "Alright, it's family reunion time, don't let Karen in the store while I'm gone"

Building- okay

Owner- Is going through a box of newish books F*CK! WHO THE HELL ORDERED A BIBLE!?!

Building- it's for eating

Owner- YEAH, WELL NOW MY HAND IS BURNT

Building- delish

Owner- For f*cks sake, now I have to go heat my hand up with hell fire

Owner- Yawns Tis time for a nap, everyone can go home. Karen, I swear to all of the unholy things in this world, if you don't get your ass out of that door in 3 minutes I will make sure you leave with more than just a new book.

Janitor- just cleaning around

Kid- What exactly,, are you wearing?

Janitor- Dressed as Levi Ackerman What do you mean? Do you not like the swag?

Building- it's f*cking poggers.