#thebetterfunfessionals

"Yeah me either"

"The Cobbler Family, the perfect recipe for a sweet little roll like Debbie, with one side being filled with home cooked southern sweets, and the other packed with rolls of perfectly crafted dough, who wouldn’t love a simple yet sweet family like this?"

"The Custard Family, a long series of unfortunate events leading to Candy being raised by her two aunts, with mystique and mystery all around the history of this family, it's no wonder their lives ended so tragically"

"Ah the Etzi's a refined family more rich than even the Sugartons! (Who funnily enough are distant cousins) With a long line of women so powerful that the word 'girl boss' couldn't even describe their exquisiteness"

"Ah, the Cake family, home to sweet cherry pickers and far our dancers with the bunch being the beloved Cherii Cake! Ain't this just a gas?"

"The Sugarton Family, a family of utter perfection, and the owners of SugarCorp, certainly nothing at all could be wrong with this family... Why do I suddenly hear jazzy snapping and the beginning of a musical intro?"