[Top 5 Grunkle Stan quotes]
Oh that oneās hard! hereās ones that just really resonate with me:
āI will pardon NOTHING!ā
āYou know, studies show that having a ladder in the house is more dangerous than having a loaded weapon thatās why I own ten guns in case some maniac tries to sneak in a ladder!ā
āBeing loved by the youth is overrated being feared?! Thatās priceless!ā
āSometimes a man has to steal an animatronic badger to stay in this crazy game called life.ā
āWhen thereās no cops around! anythingās legal!ā
This one didnāt completely fit but itās one of my favorite bits:
āWho wants to put blindfolds on and get into my car?!ā
āYeah huh - wait what?ā
āGrunkle Stan are you wearing a blindfold too?ā
āNo but with these cataracts I may as well be! What is that a woodpecker?!ā
(Drives off the railing of the road)