#theaxemancometh

          [ 2:56 AM ] [  → rodeo  ]   woah did you know if u start slayer's reign in blood exactly 1 min 21 sec into maximum overdrive the lady i invited over will leave

[  ← axel  ]   that mean she's headed over here? Should have played angel of death bitches love death

[  → rodeo  ]   listen brother. she can make her way on over to you but ya might wanna pretend not to be home if she comes knockin. the gal drives a champage lesabre & thinks plato is a sculpting material so you know she the type to poke holes in the condom.

[  ← axel  ]    nevermind I don't need any more kids and I can't trust anyone who thinks champagne is a color.

[  → rodeo  ]   champagne is a color. the color of cowardice & jejune. a color that should serve as a warning in nature. like the poison dart frog. but for bitches who likely got a "live laugh love" tramp stamp & dab the grease off their pizza with a napkin. [  → rodeo  ]   bro why you even UP at this hour.

[  ← axel  ]    i tend to terrify those types anyways. just like slayer did. your mind really does go crazy elaborate with everything doesn't it? [  ← axel  ]    no rest for the wicked and I took a nap already.

[  → rodeo  ]   damn. i'm out here stargazin. you should come meet me on the wide blue yonder sometime, check out my sweet digs, have a drink, let me challenge ya to fisticuffs under the twinklin stars. it'll be a night my friend.

[  ← axel  ]    might just take you up on that now that I know you're awake at this time of night. normally I am just getting home from after hours at Rogue's right now