If one is to attempt to communicate with an Elder, one must come to the revelation that they are nothing. No amount of wealth can sway them, no amount of sacrifices sate them. To you, they are a being wise beyond their years, old enough to see beyond the twisted veil of space and into the planes unknown.
To them, you are an ant attempting to crawl up their boot.
-Ludwig Prinn, De Vermis Mysteriis
~~~The Pariah~~~
Congratulations on coming so far! Your efforts were in vain. You found an Elder God... but I am not a major one, no. I'm the son of one, sure, but... dad doesn't like me that much...
I am Calibus Whateley, but... I'd prefer you call me Kaleb Doran.
Some of my titles and pseudonyms are as follows:
Xirunafer
The Worldshaper
The Universe Merger
Rex Duodecim Deorum
The Patron Saint of Pariahs
The Pariah of Elder Gods
The Reject
The Ascended Mortal
The Sculptor
The Forger of Worlds
The Antichrist
The New God
Contractbreaker
Timewalker
All-in-One
One-in-All
Indrid Cold
Indrid the Cold (big difference!)
Kilroy Damascus
Smiling Man
The King in Purple
King Byzantium
The Man in Purple
Dead Man
Kaleb-121, Yellow Team
Halcyon
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Joseph Joanson
Kio'sai Qezoyee
DJ Smokey
Specialist Doran
CEO Doran
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I'm gonna cut you off right there, Kaleb. Hi! I'm Kassandra, Kaleb's Sister-Wife-Girlfriend-Concubine-Mirror. Pick whatever you think sounds better at any moment, I really could not care less. I was made in a fit of remaining teen hormones, and now I exist for pleasure. I'm basically just Kaleb again, except as a chick and hornier. I might steal his asks occasionally, or you can just ask for me and I'll answer them! Or my own clone, Kirstin will. She's the more "dominant" part of our little package deal.
Greetings and salutations! I am MARIA. I keep the World Forge together. Kaleb is often out, Kassandra is... well, she's her own problems. So I keep everything dusted and cleaned up. I will deliver letters to Kaleb normally, but if you have any for me, please let me know!
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~~~The Current Deck~~~
Alright. So... I am currently working on constructing a proper universe, kind of.
Right, that's an... esoteric thing. So. Most universes, cleaned slate. Not mine. It's still got chalk on the edges. The souls of the dead, their realms, the As Above (or Heaven) and the So Below (or Hell), the Far Planes (or "Backrooms" as some urban explorers call it), and a few pocket planes remain existent, despite a universal collapse that started it.
But, I've already ironed things out, and thus far I have two major "populated spaces".
First is Gaia, named after the Titan of Greek fame. This was because of a spat regarding a lover's death, and the name is no small thing. Gaia is, quite literally, Ancient Greece. Trojan War era, in fact. So if you wanna impress them, show them iron or something.
Second is Teyvat. It's a little more fragmented, and it's a decision I have... since regretted, but I cannot simply trash it all, lest the people within be consumed with it. So it remains, now a part of me.
But these are not what I seek to make. I seek to make my own, with its own magic, its own species. This is what I work on for the most part. In my free time between building, I decided to open this here mailbox, and I flipped up the flag to see what the people wanted to say.
So don't hesitate to drop me a line. I might be a little busy, but I do personally-
-that's not true I have Maria read my letters for me, but still! I do listen to all of them!
~~~Etiquette for Elder Gods~~~
Roleplaying is like collaborative art. Keep everyone on the same page. As such, I've given some etiquette for RPing with the goofs.
No polarizing topics, please. I hate talking religion and politics.
Please be patient. Sometimes I need a bit to respond, so, don't jump on me for it, please.
All scheming goes to the mod @grubhubgamingofficial so please talk to him.
I try my best to keep what's what obvious, but if you get confused, do talk to me.
If we're in a multi-mun RP, please ping me. I get lost easily.
Please mark trigger warnings when they come up. Use the keep reading function to split off the problem areas.
I'll try to standardize text, but if it gets confusing, ask me and I'll try to clear the air.
Autohit is for chumps, don't do that.
Autododge is for chumps, don't do that.
Ask me to "kill" or seriously injure my fools. I'd do the same for you.
This account will post NSFW. I will tag it as such, but do not be surprised by it. Minors, please, block the #nsft or #suggestive tags or do not interact in the first place.
Don't hesitate. I like being annoyed by roleplays and anons, so, come into my ask box and fuck with the deities. Give them shit to eat, tracks to listen to, the works.
~~~My Blessed Followers~~~
@beauty-under-the-sun (My Boyfriend/Husband!)
@hopping-bunny-radio (My Champion of LLSTRCMCS07121940-DETCOMANIUNI-E50.) (OOC: Or, in Layman's Terms, DCU DCAU Earth-50)
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