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You can tell a lot about someone by the music they listen to. Hit shuffle on your iPod/iPhone/iTunes/media player and write down the first 10 songs. Then pass this onto 10 people.

I was kindly tagged by sungodssunhands

Are You Listening - Kopecky Family Band

Your Love Never Fails - Jesus Culture

Made Alive - Citizens (Now Citizens & Saints)

When You Were Young - The Killers

Fix My Eyes - Kings Kaleidoscope

That's What You Get - Paramore

Amsterdam - Coldplay

Oh Marecello - Regina Spektor

Addict With a Pen - Twenty One Pilots

29 - New Albany Music

I don't know if I have ten people to tag but I'll tag: floatingmansion, pulsing-pages, hardknockstrokes, reflectivelegance, theambivalentbyrd, creatingpathstowander, and paniclovesmee

#floatingmansion #pulsing-pages #hardknockstrokes #reflectivelegance #theambivalentbyrd #creatingpathstowander #paniclovesmee #music #kopecky family band #jesus culture #citizens and saints #the killers #kings kaleidoscope #paramore #coldplay #regina spektor #twenty one pilots #new albany music

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No, Stop That

I have been tasked with the job of puppy-sitting while I'm home alone. I am sitting in the dark on my computer so that the puppy will be able to sleep peacefully. All the dogs are sleeping peacefully, and there are no other humans here. I am alone. In the quiet. In the dark.

So please, for the love of the gods you insufferable feline, stop jiggling the door handle in my bedroom and slowly opening the door like you're auditioning for a role in a horror movie I will accidentally kick you if you do it one more time. I knew some cats could open doors on their own, but this situation is just ridiculous.

#Keraniwolf #Keraniwolf speaks #creatingpathstowander #personal post #theambivalentbyrd #I tag her in this because it's HER cat who's freaking me out and torturing me like this #he's named after a very cuddly and innocent fictional teddy bear from the Garfield comcics #he is literally named Pookie #but don't let that fool you #he is neither cuddly nor innocent nor fictional #he is needy and creepy and apparently enjoys SCARING THE CRAP OUT OF PEOPLE #errith'm nakk'dath

As it Turns Out

I am not the only one who has a crush on my girlfriend. Or, more specifically, I am not the only one who has a crush on the idea of my girlfriend and I finally dating.

My sister not just supports our relationship, she actually ships us harder than I've seen her ship anything in her life. She keeps making really enthusiastic suggestions, and it's kind of the weirdest/most relationship-validating thing she could possibly do.

"You should talk more with her about romantic things."

"You should send her a romantic message."

"You're going on a date? You should hold her hand."

"You should have her come over and you two should cuddle on the couch. I promise I'll stay in my room."

"You should go visit her, y'know, just 'cause."

I mean, I'm loving the support. Not every family is supportive of one of their sisters/daughters/etc. being lesbian, and the opinions of my family members mean a lot to me. Most families don't approve of the first person their sister/daughter/etc. chooses to date, on the grounds that they're 'not good enough' for their sister/daughter/whatever. The fact that my sister approves of my girlfriend's and my decision to date is awesome, and I wouldn't trade her shippy-yet-supportive attitude for anything. I really wouldn't.

Even so... I've never been shipped with anyone before, and it's kinda weird. I'm one half of my sister's OTP, and it's as amusing and flattering and validating as it is disorienting and/or confusing and/or unexpected. In other words, it's... well... it's weird.

#theambivalentbyrd #Keraniwolf's girlfriend #Keraniwolf #Keraniwolf speaks #creatingpathstowander #personal post #karrapack #my sister the shipper #shipping not just real life people #like those who ship celebrities together #but shipping her actual family and friends #shipping me with my girlfriend #it is BIZARRE #yet flattering and validating too #so I'm not asking her to stop or anything #I'm just laughing at the fact that I've become part of someone's OTP #in real life #it's so WEIRD

If you feel like what you do such a joke that people will laugh at you and treat you as entertainment, maybe you should change what you're doing.

- My little sister about senators not wanting cameras to turn them into an entertainment show

#Karrapack #theambivalentbyrd #the daily show #the rest of us #were saying that if there were cameras it SHOULD turn into an educational program #like a news program #informing people #not entertaining them #but my sister #she hit the nail right on the head

Very Serious Story Time

This is a story of very, very unfortunate timing and failed pseudo-gymnastics. It's not very long, but just in case...

#Keraniwolf #Karrapack #theambivalentbyrd #april fool's day #it was my sister against the universe that day #and the universe won #with one of the most ridiculous and pain-inducing practical jokes I've ever seen #this has been a Keraniwolf April Fool's Story #I actually have more #but this is the one I've been thinking about most today #because seriously #what are the odds of THAT?

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Unfortunate Word Choice

Mario Kart can be intense when played online, and we all say things we don't actually mean... and sometimes, it's because we don't even realize we're saying it; like my sister didn't realize what she was saying today.

Race 1

Sister: God, that girl really pounded me hard against that wall!

Me: Um... what?

Sister: Oh, god, that sounded REALLY WRONG.

Me: Really, REALLY wrong. I'll just pretend I didn't hear it.

Race 3

Sister: Dude, don't bang me in that hole; I'll die!

Me: Wait, is that even possible?

Sister: Oh my god. I didn't mean-- *breaks down laughing*

Race 4

Sister: I just saw stars around my head 'cause that guy banged me so har-- shit, no. You know what I mean!

Me: Is it, like, a reflex to say that stuff now, or...?

Sister: I swear I don't mean to do it! Whatever's causing it, it's NOT intentional!

Race 5

Sister: That's it, I'm pulling out!

Me: ... You do realize, in the context of these last few races...

Sister: I know, and I don't even care anymore. YOU know what I meant.

#Mario Kart #karrapack #theambivalentbyrd #games #innuendo #ACCIDENTAL innuendo #I mean #she's rarely one to pass up such jokes #usually the first to laugh at them actually #but the amount of time it took between her saying these things and registering their double meaning #you could TELL she didn't mean to do it #and somehow #that made everything she said that much more hilarious #XD

Sleep-Talking

My baby sister is about to graduate from high school and the realization that she'll be in college with me in the Winter has been freaking me out lately.I mean, I feel like because she's my little sister, she should stay little forever.

Of course, I guess I should've given up on the idea of her staying little when she started using curse words every time she's startled and rarely shows shock/surprise with anything tamer than a loud "holy crap;"

but she just said "oh my goodness" in a very sincerely surprised voice in her sleep-- and if that isn't an adorable enough revelation of her character to redeem her "baby of the family" status, I don't know what is.

#karrapack #theambivalentbyrd #Meghan #my little sister #in the last two years #I've become very insistent on calling her 'my little sister'#instead of just 'my sister'#because she won't be a kid or even a teenager soon #and that freaks me out #NO #STAY MY BABY SISTER #I know I've always said she's like the older sister #takes care of me more than I take care of her #is taller than me #is more mature than me in a lot of ways (or at least less dorky)#but gods damn it she's still my little sister #...#at least she still says 'oh my goodness'#even if it's only in her sleep

paniclovesme replied to your post “I don’t know why I thought it was a good idea to stay up until 5 in...”

I was responsible and went to bed at 2am

"Responsible." And hey you and your homies were keeping me up too!

#like #theambivalentbyrd #and #secretlifeofkyle #paniclovesme

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