#thealmightygusblake

"Fuck yes you are."

“Fuck yes and you are who?”

“That pretty boy fuck boy would fuck anything with a pulse.” 

It was one of those perfect mornings. She had actually gotten up early enough to not rush out the door, and was now alone in the kitchen of the bakery. This was the part of the day that she actually kinda liked, when she was organized enough to actually enjoy it. It was just her and Remus, the pupper on his little doggie bed in the corner, contently gnawing away at his favorite chew. Twenty-One Pilots was blaring from her IPod, and no one was around to hear her sing as she mixed up a fresh batch of cookie dough for the day.

Please tell 'em You have no plans for me I will set my soul on fire What have I become, I'll tell 'em all

The wolf sang tunelessly, doing a little spin..and coming face to chest with Gus. “Fuck!” she cried, jumping back and dropping the spoon that she had totally not been using as a microphone. “Don’t you knock? Not that I would have heard it..but still”

Okay, Sabrina hated to admit it, but Gus had the better bath. The jets hit her back just right, and those oils he had poured in smelled heavenly. If he wanted to raid her fridge, then she was going to sneak into his suite for this bath. The professor closed her eyes, sinking slowly into the water. When she opened her eyes, she sat up splashing water all over the floor. “Jesus Gus! Knock next time.”

Would that be of the Andals, Rivendell, or Narnia? Nevermind, it’s probably something stupid like Gustopia.

How interested they are in having sex with them:

Not at all. Sabrina is glad to have Gus in her life, but she wants to keep him around as something more than a casual fling.

How much they would pay (or have to be paid) to have sex with them: 

They are not having sex

If they would rather bottom or top them:

Since when can anything be above the God King?

How good they think they would be:

She is not thinking about this.

If they’d prefer kitchen counter, wall, or shower sex with them:

In Gus’ imagination, it would probably be the shower.

If they’d fuck, have sex, or make love: 

If they were to every hypothetically have sex, it would probably be more them making love.

If they were going to make it a threesome, the third person they’d pick:

Sabrina does not believe that there would be enough room for another person with Gus’ ego.

If they think there’s ever a possibility that it would happen:

Not a chance

40. Booty or Boobs?

(Seriously? :P)

This guy’s an asshole.

I’m glad he thinks it’s fun to force me to hang out with him.

He’s actually kinda funny sometimes.

Okay he’s not that bad with his mouth either...better than his nonstop chatter about himself.

Does he think about anyone other than himself?

I...wasn’t expecting an apology from him.