#theais

She felt hazy and her husband’s strange words were doing nothing to convince her that she was in any way sober. “What?” 

She rolled over, squinting up at the (rather blurry looking) Theodore. Lying on his back, he was staring at the ceiling, a puzzled expression on his face. “Yeah. The Teletubbies. Definitely Teletubbies.”

[Text from Aislinn, 11:07]: I don’t hate you. But I don’t want you away, I told you I didn’t want you to be away right now, and where are you? 

[Text from Aislinn, 11:09]: The answer is ‘away’. 

[Text from Aislinn, 11:16]: You know the first trimester’s the riskiest. 

[Text from Aislinn, 11:18]: I get that you want to be in these meetings yourself, but you can easily send someone else, or have a skype link, or both. It’s not that difficult.

[Text from Aislinn, 11:19]: I don’t want to be on my own if something goes wrong again. Come home. Please.

[drunk text from Aislinn, 03:04]: omG I know we r stading right next to eagcn other nd you tlod me five minutes agi

[Aislinn, 03:05]: but but but

[Aislinn, 03:05]: Youb cpuld tell me again :) :* 

Which one cried during a fucking disney movie? Aislinn cried at Dumbo, the Fox and the Hound and Tarzan, pass it on. 

Who put a goddamned fork in the microwave? Neither of them will own up to doing something so ridiculous.

Who does the silly hands-over-the-eyes “Guess who” thing? Aislinn has done this a fair few times when she gets home.

Who puts their cold hands/feet on their partner? Aislinn 

Who had that embarassing Reality TV marathon? Aislinn came home early once and he was right in the middle of Jersey Shore. The cat was on his lap too.

Who laughs more during sex? Ummm Theo? Aislinn gets into competitive mode and it’s funny.

[Aislinn, 23:01]: Well, I was blessed with great DNA from my parents, who have remarkably symmetrical faces, which means that I look very good. I work out and my metabolism’s excellent, so that’s the body, I have a regimented skincare routine and I take very good care of my hair, styling it, getting it cut regularly to eliminate split ends, etc. 

[Aislinn, 23:09]: As for the sexual side of things (which I suppose you’re alluding to since you said ‘hot’), it’s all technique. Going with the moment, but knowing what positions I look good in and what you like. I could probably get you off in under a minute if I tried. I also used to do ballet, so that accounts for the flexibility. 

[Aislinn, 23:11]: Although, you could argue that this are all very stereotypical depictions of what ‘hotness’ is. You seem to like it, but it’s a thought. 

[College!Aislinn, 17:03]: A) You take that back I looked amazing (and you should have been looking at me, naked), B) You didn’t tell me that I had a hickey the size of a golf ball on my neck you absolute arsehole.

[Aislinn, 17:04]: I didn’t even have a scarf or anything. Everyone saw. I’ve been teased. Mercilessly. 

[Aislinn, 17:05]: I bet you’re smirking right now, you little shit.