[ALERT – LEVEL 2: TEMPORAL CONDENSATION EVENT] SUBJECT: The Wednesday That Keeps Returning
Effective immediately, citizens are advised to cease recognition of all subsequent Wednesdays until further notice.
The Department has confirmed the emergence of a Temporal Condensation Loop in several affected districts. Indicators include:
Repeating calendar entries marked Wednesday, despite progression
Identical meals, conversations, or injuries recurring with no cause
Individuals recalling events that "happened yesterday" that have not occurred yet
Persistent fatigue due to unprocessed time stacking
Please take the following precautions:
Avoid acknowledging the day by name. Refer to it as “the center-day”
Do not attempt to force the week forward via artificial means (e.g. changing clocks, aggressive scheduling)
If someone insists it is still Wednesday, treat them kindly. They are already trapped
The Department is currently isolating the looping sector. Civilian memory will be reformatted to comply with the stable chronology once the event is resolved.
Do not contact loved ones who have not yet exited the loop. They will remember you soon enough.
Thank you for your continued cooperation in preserving temporal symmetry.
