Jan 27, 2013
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Improbable? Perhaps. But what are the odds you thought you'd find yourself in my domain? The outcome is inescapable. xx -IA
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the-improbable-1 started following you
Improbable? Perhaps. But what are the odds you thought you'd find yourself in my domain? The outcome is inescapable. xx -IA
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Who wants to hear my amazing after death plan?
DON'T READ THIS IF YOU ARE SQUEAMISH.
Right, ok. When I die I'm gonna organise an autopsy party for all my friends. It'll double as the reading of the will (because i'm gonna be super fucking rich by then yeah) because you know efficiency and also as an incentive to get people to come along! Okay so, everybody comes in and there is my body on the gurney under a blue cloth thingy (like in films!!!), they all stand around sobbing (because i'm such a lovely person who they all miss dearly!!) looking at the covered body in faint disgust. Then comes THE BIG REVEAL, well the first half, the attractive young mortician comes in, flashes a smile, and reveals MY NAKED BODY!! *dun dun derr* Everyone is like woah, never knew Rose was so sexy! (my Da said I should like get post death gender reassignment surgery so if like there is anyone I've ever slept with there, they will super confused. I thought that might be a little... ott? ;) ) Then comes stage two of THE BIG REVEAL, my insides! Essentially this section is a little biology lesson for all my friends using my cadaver as an instrument! doesn't that sound fun? Then my friends may lay claim to any of the organs they may want! I already have some takers! Grace (the-improbable-1) wants to use my ribs to make an awesome looking corset. My skull and stomach have also been claimed!
I don't even know what the fuck this is but I wanted to type so here you go? This is kinda supposed to be humourous... although I have in all truth discussed this with most of my friends and both of my parents so you know? Maybe there IS something wrong with me? Oh well.
Of course it's all in your head, but why on earth should that mean that it isn't real?
Yes, Kels and Duke both heartily endorse this sentiment. Cheers!
this is absoloutley insane. I salute you.
Thank you! :)