#the thrush knocks

just like, don’t add kinky comments on posts that aren’t kinky. especially posts abt consent

when i was a kid i didn’t eat bananas for a whole year after watching a nature video of an iguana eating a banana. it mushed it all up with its scaley toothless mouth and got banana everywhere and i couldn’t eat bananas for a year

everyone at that mountain goats concert was so self aware n u here snippets of conversations everyone is eager to establish that they aren’t like other hipsters, like taking a swipe at pbr or quinoa or smth. n like, were all here kids. im here standing next to this guy with a twisted mustache and suspenders and he’s standing next to a girl wearing a carefully selected ugly sweater. we’re all here man u gotta accept what u rly are when u go to a mountain goats concert

ive been experimenting with taking different plants indoors and seeing if they’ll grow and i have grabbed a couple weeds but wanted to read if anybody has done this so i googled “growing WEEDS indoors” and every single result is marijuana. i just wanna grow weedy little plants indoors bc they’re free n now im googling drugs at work :/

john darnielle played good morning to all vultures last night im so blessed

@ the mountain goats concert i bumped into this person i was freidns with in high school n like…it’s weird to stand next to someone u haven’t seen in 5 years n quielty cry next to one another. that was a weeirdly intimate experiwnxe

@ short ppl @ concerts: pls bring a step ladder im tired of feeling guilty for blockin yr view. come prepared pipsqueaks