#the sofa

“Hope I can accept the wild thing in me

Hope nobody comes to tame her

And she can be free

Sick of second-guessing my behaviour and what I want to be

Just let me lie here on the sofa

Hope I can accept the wild thing in me Hope nobody comes to tame her And she can be free

no.4 Exotic

Wolf Alice - The Sofa

Hope I can accept the wild thing in me Hope nobody comes to tame her And she can be free Sick of second guessing my behaviour and what I want to be Just let me lie here on the sofa And put the reruns on tv

And I’ll be fine, I’ll be ok I feel kind of lucky right now and I’m not ashamed to say I can be happy, I can be sad, I can be a bitch when I get mad I want to settle down oh to fall in love but sometimes I just want to fuck I love my life, I love my life but sometimes I just want to…

Let me lie here on I could lie here all day long Let me lie here on the sofa The sofa, the sofa, on the sofa (Sometimes I just want to) Be no one thing The intellectual beauty queen

Didn’t make it out to California Where I thought I might clean the slate Feels a little like I’m stuck in Seven Sisters North London, oh England And maybe that’s ok

January 1, 2026:

A regular family is shocked to find that their regular couch has been replaced overnight.

It's an inescapably absurd premise, but understandably sinister: they can't seem to get rid of the new sofa and cannot find a replacement for the old one. Tensions in the home rise for no apparent reason. What is anyone expected to do in such a mundane yet surreal situation?

I thought it was mostly just fine. It kept me engaged for an afternoon and I didn't notice anything glaringly wrong with it. The best part was the guy who works literally everywhere.