I got bored and decided to cast each member of Team A (who got put in jail during Episode 4) as a character in the Cell Block Tango, so here it is:
Liz (Pop) = Diary, because let's be honest here, she would totally shoot somebody if they annoyed her.
Annie (Six) = Mango, because I think he's the one who's most likely to poison somebody.
June (Squish) = Clay, mostly because I think it would be funny if the one without hands stabbed somebody.
Katalin (Uh-uh) = Moonstone, because honestly she would definitely get framed for murdering somebody.
Velma (Cicero) = SharkBearBerry, cuz' it's kinda implied that Velma killed them with her bare hands (in song), and he's a bear, so....
Mona (Lipschitz) = Chalky, because (in song) Mona's husband is an artist, and his boyfriend is a musician, so it works.















