#the shadowhunter codex

“Put your arms around me. Hold on to me.”

TID: Not being clear about each other feelings

TMI: "Siblings" and then boyfriend getting kidnapped by girlfriend's brother

TDA: being in love with your parabatai

Aline off the bat assuming jimon was real 

“Stop hugging Shadowhunters in front of my place of business!” (c)

“Don’t you forsooth me. [...] You know my rules about forsoothing in my room. Also the use of the words ‘howbeit,’ ‘welladay,’ and ‘alack.’ ” “What about ‘zounds’?” “The punishment for ‘zounds’ is severe,” (c)

Entire Robert x drunk!Simon crucifix interaction 

“Remember, Thomas is the most elderly of our group. He is required for day patrol.” “I am not sure just eighteen is precisely elderly,” said James.  “He should have some years before senility sets in.” “I get the sense sometimes that he rather likes Alastair Carstairs. Which would indicate senility has already set in.” (c)

the effect water from Lake Lyn had on Magnus aka “that one of you there is very attractive” and Dru trying to cover Tavvy’s ears

“There are a lot of hot shadowhunters,” said Elliott. “That’s the point of them, isn’t it?” (c) p r e a c h sis

“only if it was a very gay spider”

every. single. word. of  “The Voicemail of MB”, okay, almost every word, excluding the heartbreaking parts, obvi

Ragnor x Christopher Lightwood “bromance”

Iblis demon x Christopher Lightwood “bromance” 

everyone having something to say about Thomas’ growth spurt

Lily pretending not to know who Robert is in bten

“Alec and I are unafraid to express our manly love,” said Jace. “Sometimes he carries me around like a swooning damsel. “Really?” said Kit. “No,” said Jace. “I’m very heavy, especially when fully armed. What did you want to talk to me about?” “Actually, that,” said Kit. “My weight?”(c)

Matthew’s judgement of Jamie only having one hair brush in the Academy

the “bodyguard” dialog between Simon and Raphael

half of the things Mark said “It is better that you go,” he said, “that I might forget your fair, cruel face, and heal my heart.” (c), and Cristina’s “unnecessary” comment

“Can I have your autograph, Raphael?” asked the faerie lady. She produced a large, shiny green leaf and a quill. Raphael wrote LEAVE ME ALONE on the leaf. “I’ll cherish it,” said the faerie. She ran away, clutching the leaf to her bosom. “Don’t,” Raphael yelled after her.” (c) because i c o n i c

Christopher’s reaction to Cordelia threatening to stay out the whole night and having to marry either him or Thomas

“Christ, Kieran, what the hell—” “What foreign gods do you call on now?” (c) 

“Please forgive him. He’s from a horrible desert wasteland and he doesn’t know what’s going on,” said the other werewolf. “I’m from Ohio!” “That’s what I said.” (c)

“I must be off,” he said. “There’s an orangery in Kensington Gardens that needs smashing. Ladies, lock up your outbuildings. James Herondale is in town and he has been slighted in love!” (c)

Raphael being traumatized by 12yo Alec’s flirting, and proceeding to question his age at every encounter

“stupid hot people [...] they won’t let me eat cookies” (c)

“i’ll just hang around until then!” (c)

Bridget with her opinions on Herondales’ and Lightwoods’ prospective sexual appeal

“Of course, due to Will’s prejudice toward all things Carstairs, he probably thought Alastair was perfect and also pretty.”(c) Cordelia

“We could together slay a frost giant, or devour a deer”(c) - attempt to ask a pretty woman out was made here

Kit actually yelling the first time he saw Jessamine

Our brilliant Alexander “Polyglot” Lightwood trying to coerce his son to fall asleep with “Adorno”

“James, why are we locking all the windows? Are we afraid of overcurious pigeons?” James slammed a bolt home and turned to look at the others. “I have spent the past four years of my life trying to train myself not to do what I’m about to do. I don’t wish to even consider the possibility of being interrupted.” “By a pigeon?” said Matthew” (c)

Henry’s memoir being called “A Whoops and a Bang: The Shadowhunter of a Modern Age” (1910)

Magnus being annoyed with Jace’s compulsive tidiness during his stay at the loft in CoA

“Sensor technical support FAQ” chapter of the Codex