#the scorpio code

Confirmation...it's NOT just me. #popularopinion #majorityrules

1 - Scorpio

"There wasn't much debate that this is the most hated zodiac sign. "Scorpios are moody and cagey characters," states Clare. "It can be impossible to get a gauge of their emotions, and they are manipulative when they want to be." Their calculating ways come from their deep intuition. This can be a good thing if you're a loved one, but if you've crossed a Scorpio, "they either get what they want or they get even," warns Barretta.

What makes people more turned off by this mysterious sign is how long they'll hold a grudge. "Most other signs, with a few exceptions, can learn to let go of a conflict for the greater good of a relationship, but Scorpios hold their pride to such a high degree that it can be incredibly challenging to reconcile with them after a fight," explains Clare. It could be best to keep the Scorpio in your life at arm's length if you fear their intensity."

*ahh haaaa moment* 🏹 ♐ #archersup #archingfortruth

So, there you have it. Is it any surprise that by marrying two different Scorpio men since I was eighteen years old, my life has been a living hell of nothing but darkness, despair, and perpetual misery? ♏

The majority agrees...Scorpios suck buckets. 🕳

There were other signs that made this list, but Scorpios made number one. Speaks volumes doesn't it. Needless to say...but I will anyways because apparently, people like me need it drilled in their brains, as I've married two of these creeps. Do not marry a Scorpio. You will live to regret it, or you won't live at all. You will die inside a little each day proceeding on the ship you enter with a Scorpio.

The Scorpio Code is a real thing. It's the code these bastards live by.

Do not be fooled by their deception because they are masters at deceiving. They will deceive you while you sleep and not miss a wink of sleep themselves. They believe in one thing, their own existence...and nothing else.

Do not let their "mystery" aka habitual need to lie and use lies to gain power over others or to impress in order to get their way in any situation -- no matter who it hurts or what it destroys -- allure you.

The tricky manipulators use pseudo charm to entice you into believing they are "mate" material. They are not. They want you to first believe they make good boyfriends, fiances, husbands, and life partners. They do NOT.

It's part of their psych/ego power-tripping game. They don't know how to express their emotions in a healthy way, so they just don't.

That's their philosophy...just don't. Don't give a damn about anything but themselves. Don't care a rat's crack about other people's feelings, not even if that Scorpio claims to love you will he truly care about your feelings, or how he hurts them. He will use any power he has over your feelings and emotions to keep you emotionally attached while he remains cold, distant, and emotionally detached.

Scorpios are master gaslighters. They will always flip any situation that is bringing a negative light upon them, by using their darkness against you. They will lie straight to your face while looking you in the eyes, without even blinking or twitching their smile. And they don't smile much so I don't even know why I said that. Their sense of humor is basically non-existent. You could be on the moon and face an easier crowd than in a room with just one Scorpio alpha male. At least on the moon, you'd get a laugh outta somebody...yourself.

But with a Scorpio, their sense of humor resembles that of a log floating down a river, so getting them to laugh is a daunting task.

You end up embarrassing yourself, and the whole moment, which started as a lighthearted gesture, ends with you feeling awkward and out of place in your own existence.

Getting them to smile isn't any easier. Do not go to a comedy show with a Scorpio. They will be the only straight-faced person in the room while looking for the nearest exit. You will be left alone to laugh on your own and they will be nowhere to be found. Until they come around to boost their ego via their power over you.

Scorpios are MOST HATED for a reason. Look for my future book:

The Scorpio Code My life with the most hated men alive.

Because living with a Scorpio alpha male is like swirling slowly through the intense oblivion of a black hole. It's not like Friday with nothing to do and nowhere to go, no, it's like knowing you're in hell and you're never gonna escape. It's like being violently ripped apart at the seams of your being like a scene from the latest Hellraiser.

Do not pass go. Do not proceed beyond the boundary line. This is your first and last warning. Enter at your own risk and be prepared to face the consequence. And there will be consequences to loving a Scorpio. There will be years of your life wasted to the darkness of their energy as it consumes your heart and soul with a negative intensity. Their controlling love and brutal nature leave you in a state of forever longing. Longing to be free. Longing to have never known them. Longing to never see their face again as long as the sun shines upon the earth. Living with a Scorpio and worse yet, truly loving a Scorpio is the worst prison sentence you could dish out to yourself.

Can you guess who made number twelve, ringing in as the LEAST liked zodiac sign of all the signs?...

Scorpio.

I knew it wasn't all in my head.

12) Scorpio

"Scorpio is the least loved zodiac sign"

"There is nothing a Scorpio hates more than the thought of having to be sociable and having to fake laugh at other people’s boring stories. Scorpio is a very mysterious zodiac sign and only ever really maintains intense relationships and friendships. If you are friends with a Scorpio, count yourself lucky!"

The only thing I don't agree with here is, if you are friends with a Scorpio, consider yourself fucked.

My sign made the number two most liked...just behind Leo as being the number one most liked (which I don't agree with, but okay) lol

2) Sagittarius

"Sagittarius is a pleasure to be around"

Happy darkness-laden birthday, November-born!

To all my fellow November-borns who are Sagittarius, hope this month is the kind of month that makes you wish you could experience it twice...a twofer of months I wish for you.

Those November-borns who are Scorpio...Fuzz you.

Things to remember about SCORPIOS!!!

They are sneaky as hell.

They are natural-born liars.

They are secretive in an unhealthy way.

They tend to exhibit toxic, possessive, controlling behaviors.

They are so sexual that they are the type to cheat and be cheaters.

They lie. Did I say that already because they do...they lie about EVERYTHING...even the little everyday things that normally sane people do not even think to lie about. They have built-in lying machines stitched in their brains.

They are dark and many times so dark they are creepy.

They are selfish, narcissistic, and self-centered ten ways from Sunday. They will not share. They will not help. They don't care.

They are lame game blamers and gaslighters and manipulators.

They are very very very bad communicators.

They are cold-natured (like water) and behave with NO warmth.

They are not full-time smilers. They don't smile even half the time.

They don't get jokes unless it's about a woman being fucked.

They lie.

They will never admit they are wrong or that they lie or that you caught them in a lie...they will form a new lie to lie their way out of that lie. They lie like stoners smoke weed.