A rough transcript of the arguably worst bit of Ren’s stream, starting from 52:15:
Iskall: I think trousers are a bad thing for your body.
Ren: Would you like to go into more detail about that, Iskall?
Iskall: About trousers?
Ren: Yeah.
Bdubs: It’s a concern about, uh [coughs] squeezing the scrotum too tight
[Scandalised laughter]
[False in chat: i cant]
Ren: BDOUBLEO!! YOU CAN’T SAY SCROTUM ON AIR!
[False in chat: OH GOD]
Bdubs: LET’S JUST SAY IT!
Iskall: I don’t know what scrotum is
Bdusb: Good.
[Hermit confusion/ laughter noises]
[False in chat: CLOSE YOUR EARS CHAT]
[False in chat: HIDE]
[False in chat: RUN AWAY]
[False in chat: LEAVE]
Ren: These tracksuit bottoms are squeezing the air out of me!
Bdubs: Yeah
Iskall: Oh I know what you’re talking about! NO! [punches Bdubs] NO! That’s not I was talking about!
Bdubs: That’s why you said shorts!
Iskall: No! I said shorts because of the calves, man! The calves shouldn’t be trapped up all day!
[False in chat: aaaaaah]
Bdubs: Ohhhhh. Calves trapped up. Yeah, you wanna let your calves breathe.
Iskall: … Don’t know what kind of big problem you have, but weird flex
[Hermit giggling]
Bdubs: It’s not a good flex!
Ren: What, having large calves?
Bdubs: Ohhhh, I have a humongous nutsack
….
[False has joined the game.
False in game chat: won’t someone please think of the children… my goodness D:
False has left the game.]
Ren: Look. It’s only when I sit down that these tracksuit bottoms have to come up a bit, y’know. When I stand up they go down to the regular waist level. It’s just when I’m sitting down that they have to come up to the nips
Iskall: I don’t get that. I don’t understand that. Why are you pulling them up if they’re too small?
Ren: Yeah, because they squeeze the stomach area?
Bdubs, clapping: I got it. Suspenders.
Ren: Ooh! I wear suspenders in Minecraft
Iskall: Who wears track bottoms with suspenders?
…
[False in chat: it didnt work]
…
Iskall: I think this is one of the weirdest conversations I’ve ever had.
