I'd be the most problematic love interest in a fictional story because I'd be openly polyamorous and would fall in love with the protagonist AND the antagonist and would beg them both to be my mutual partners. And they would HATE being forced to put up with each other. Meanwhile, I'm gushing over the fact they're FORCED to spend time together for MY sake. Maybe I can even trick them into kissing.
I would be a force of slutty, slutty chaos! It would be glorious!















