#the plot is gone

I feel like there is nothing but trash headcannons floating around my head instead of the plot I need? Not even ones I want to make canon, just nonsense. Like, how sometimes Zabuza and Ryuishi will be fucking pigs and eat junk food in their underwear on the couch while trading stories? Or how Haku sometimes tries to get muscles (because both Zabuza and Ryuishi have them, and obvs he should too), but remains slender and willowy? 

How about Kisame literally beheading Hidan when the white haired man sees the picture on his wall and says, ‘I met that bitch in an alley. One of the greatest nights of my life,’ and Kisame is pissed at the insinuation.

Or like, how Kakashi keeps finding Ryuishi’s stuff in places it should not be. How did her bra get underneath his couch cushion? Why are her pants in his pants drawer? How in the world did Tenzo find find her crop top in his apartment if she’s never even been there??