The Adventure Zone Balance Episode 59 - Ernest, the Nitpicker
Such a climactic episode! Who better to represent it than this asshole??

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The Adventure Zone Balance Episode 59 - Ernest, the Nitpicker
Such a climactic episode! Who better to represent it than this asshole??

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“you got stinky meat in your bag, son. fix it.”
[image description: A red/pink monochromatic picture of Merle standing over the Nitpicker. Merle is a dwarf with red brown skin, a wooden arm, white hair, a red shirt, brown jodhpur shorts, and knee high white socks and sandals. He has his hands on his hips and is tapping one foot with a slightly apprehensive expression on his face as he is being chastised by Ernest the nitpicker. Ernest is pointing at Merle accusatory while reaching into a small brown lockpick bag.]
A somewhat reasonable rant against people who wear too much perfume or cologne in restaurants...
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He's the Nitpicker and he's sick of food fascists!
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Please, PLEASE, don't touch me. That's what our Nitpicker columnist Jason Kessler wants to say to overly friendly waiters.
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"Some vegan food IS good for you. Vegetables, beans, and rice are all part of a well-balanced diet. If you combine those things together, you've got a perfectly healthy meal. That's not always what your typical meat eater is ordering at a vegan joint, though."