#the mango

Harry turned an incredulous look to Draco. "Do you hear this? She tells us she faked orgasms with me and then she says it's no big deal?!"

Draco patted Harry's shoulder as condescendingly as he could manage. "There, there. You suck cock swimmingly. One can't excel at everything, after all."

New fic: The Mango 1.7k, T, plot based on the Seinfeld episode of the same name Pairing: Draco/Harry (established relationship), past Harry/Ginny, borderline if you don't like it Draco/Harry/Ginny Content: consensual non-monogamy, discussion of oral sex, wounded pride, faked orgasms, unjealous Draco, this fic is a sitcom episode lol Note on pairings/content: I'm tagging D/H/G more as a warning for people who don't like it than an enticement for people who do—there's no endgame D/H/G and HD are in a solid relationship. That said, if you are squicked by D/H/G, I'd recommend not reading. Although really this fic is just humor. So, you know yourself best—proceed accordingly.

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