I can't believe Team Canada put Shane in the most snuggly looking fleece for the Sochi Olympics, Ilya Rozanov probably added it to the list of Proof That I Am Cursed.
He was put in charge of an injured team, humiliated, his dad's brain is going down the drain but he's still shit-talking him at public events Ilya had to remind him about. And now Team Canada sends Shane Hollander into the belly of the beast, with apparently zero awareness of the Russia's whole deal with queerness, quite literally looking like a lamb for the slaughter.
Ilya Rozanov is very aware that under that fleece his man is HENCH, his man is RIPPED, his man has MUSCLES and plays a game with regular fist fights better than almost anyone. So how does he manage to look so much like the cuddliest little sheep in that fleece??
The universe sees that Ilya is suffering and sends those earnest and wet brown eyes to ask if he's okay, looking all soft and snuggly, and he can't even get a cuddle, its so cruel. I hope Shane kept it so Ilya can demand he put it on and give him all the cuddles and snuggles he wants when they're together. Because I know while Shane has some absolute freak fantasies [complimentary] Shane wearing the fleece and being all soft and lovey while petting Ilya's hair is probably high up Ilya's list.
