#the bladebreakers

ESP the *tanananowwww* music that plays whenever he shows up like this goth ass 12 yo tryna be tough is so hilarious to me like im sorry he's actually comedic gold u dont understand

*kenny cooked burgers*

"someone skipped anger management class*

go off u humorous king.

Literally the most flirtatious of them is the bachelor and Kenny is still kinda awkward in the love department. 

Favorite team!! The Bladebreakers!!!

I don’t own beyblade.  Summary: Because even Grandpa Granger loses it: D Chapter 01 How it happened.  It was a bright lovely morning in Bakuten. A fuzzy warm sheen embraced the air, true the sun was lovely! A breeze here and there, fresh and cold, a rather nice contrast to the sun. When the weather is as tempting as this, one simply can’t stay indoors! Shopkeepers unlatching striped awnings, youngsters setting up stalls for hand-me-down accessories. Vendors pushing carts full of Merchandise. The playful laughter from parks, a lazy writer scribbling down the first few lines of his new creation.  A yawn, a stretch… However not all were blessed with a lovely laze, for instance our Blade breakers. The championship was drawing near and the team was hell bent on giving it their best. Every one of the boys was there except for Hilary. Well, she isn’t a boy either, but anyway what matters is that she wasn’t there. Guess where then? She has gone to vacations with her family on Bali. 

Right now, Tyson and Ray were engaged in a particularly gripping battle. Their beyblades clashed ominously - clank clank clank, screeeech!   “Dragoon, Storm attack NOW!”   “Driger, Unleash TIGER CLAW!” At once, both blades started conjuring up signs of nature. The wind whirled around one, while in other, steaks of lightening were observed. In seconds, both collided, the wind trying to dominate the bolt while lightening attempting to resist the gale. Any minute now, the pressure was going to break.

Who wins, who loses, it was hard to tell.

One more clank and WHOOSH! The beyblades skidded along the edge of beydish before toppling outside. Draw. “Good match Ty!” Ray praised. “Likewise Kon” Tyson replied cheerfully. “Good going guys!” Max cheered. Kai didn’t smile. (When does he anyway?) Instead he glanced towards Chief, who was currently running data in his laptop, with Dizzi at his side. “The stats Chief?” Kai asked. The little boy, Kenny aka Chief scratched his head, making his goggles slip down a few inches. “Well not too much force was there in the beginning so the launching was correct. The beyblades rotated accordingly to their average speed. Other than that, a slight friction was observed in Ray’s beyblade, but that might have been because of immense power of Driger released…….Ray you better control that next time” “I will chief” Ray nodded. “Overall, I call it a good battle” Kenny finished.  Kai nodded. “Thanks Kenny!” Tyson said “The match felt good too!” Ray smiled in approval. “So Kenny, do you think we are ready now?!” Max popped the question. “Ready for what?” a confused Kenny asked. “To try the new move of course!” Huh? Oh…

The other guys suddenly remembered what Max was talking about. They were supposed to try a new technique today, ‘Reverse Rotation’ they called it. In this, they had to spin their beyblade but in opposite gyration. By doing that, the beyblade will spin much longer and wouldn’t draw too much force. A handy trick, Chief had remarked when explaining it. “Well….um….” Kenny hesitated, but Dizzi beat him before. “Absolutely!” Dizzi exclaimed “I think it’s time to try that out!” “Alright!” Max and Ray high-fived each other, while Kai took out his rip cord. “Dizzi? Are you sure about this?!” Kenny asked nervously. “Why yes Kenny! We have allocated far too much time in collecting their data! If they don’t try now, we might as well give up!”  “Makes sense, I guess you are right….” Kenny mumbled. “ Relax Chief! Knowing us we are bound to master this!” Tyson claimed, fixing his blue cap. The brunette sighed. Damn, this cockiness will get the better of him!

                                                                                             ~ While the boys were training, the elder of the house, Ryu Granger was readying himself. Today was the big day! His uncle was visiting. To many it appears just like any other normal visit by a family member, but Ryu was excited for something far bigger than that. The reason: He would finally prove to his family that he’s not lousy in tea making! Tea ceremony is a very significant part of Japanese culture. To master the art of it, is a great achievement itself because many tiny details are involved in it. Flash back Ryu was probably around 12. He looked a lot like Tyson, structure wise and long blue hair tied in a ponytail.  But there were some deliberate differences like the skin tone. He was ivory while Tyson’s was peachy. And eyes too, His were black while his grandson happened to have maroon eyes. A family gathering was taking place. Little Ryu was sitting in front of kotatsu in which an array of things were kept, a Chakin, tea bowl, tea caddy, tea scoop and tea whisk.   He breathed evenly. He shouldn’t be nervous. He can do this. “Hey tough shot, you think you have bagged this uh?” Ryu looked up and frowned. His cousin Taichi was leering at him. Taichi was Granger’s number one candidate on his ‘go get a piece of mind’ list. The brat would pick on everyone, especially him. He was a total bully. “I am prepared you dawg!” Ryu said confidently. “Yeah, we’ll see that!” Taichi chortled. Everyone settled themselves amid plum colored cushions. A gong sounded and silence settled upon the room. “Okay let us begin with the Chaji (1)!” The head of the family announced. He then gazed upon the blue haired boy and clapped his brittle hands, “You can now start.” “Right” Ryu nodded, snapping a pair of white gloves in his hands. He started making the Koicha (2) , by kindling the fire under the Kama (3) to boil the water. While the water was being heated, he started preparing the mix with the tea whisk. Once the mix was done, he dunked all of it in the bubbling water. After a while, the kettle whistled, ensuing the completion of Koicha. Ryu then carefully transferred the tea in cups with a tea scoop. When all the cups were filled, he distributed it to the people presented in the room. Ryu sat back in his place. He so looked forward for those views. However once the people sipped the beverage, nearly all of them gagged. One even spat it out, ruining the Kimono of a woman. While the women with dirty robe shouted on the one responsible, everyone stared back at Ryu, the poor boy shrunk from all the looks he was receiving. They were full of accusation! The head of the family peered at the youngest and asked; “Where did you went wrong?! Did you boil the water at the correct temperature?” “I did!” Granger replied. “Prepare the mix with bamboo whisk?!” “Yes!” “Put the Koicha in tea caddy?” “Yeah…..no. Wait…I didn’t” Ryu paled. How could he have missed such a vital step? “It tastes so disgusting!” One woman commented. “I know...” Her husband agreed “It’s taste Yuck!” “HAHAHA!” Taichi laughed “Looks like you got a new nick name! Yucky Ryu, Yucky Ryu, Yucky Ryu!!!” Those taunts and comments broke the young Granger. He fled from the room, crying. End of Flashback. Ryu grimaced. Bitter memories are such a pain to neck! Just then there was a brief knocking to the door, breaking the elder from his train of thoughts. He fixed his Kimono, before fetching the door. On threshold stood a very old man, slightly hunched, his dyed black hair combed to one side. He was holding the stick and was peering at the host from his set of bushy eyebrows. “Ryu San! My boy, how are you?!” he greeted in his croaked voice. “I am well Kabuto sama!” Ryu bowed down in respect” How are you?” “By the grace of Kami sama I am doing well!” Old Kabuto answered. “I am glad to hear that, Kabuto Sama!” Grandpa said, stepping aside to let the guest in.

                                               “No Dragoon! Reverse rotation! Reverse rotation!No, this way!” Tyson shouted. When the beyblade failed to heed his commands, he shouted  “ARGH, what’s the matter with you, DRAGOOON!?!” At this, the beyblade dug its tip to the ground, braking lightly to spray a handful of dirt on its owner. “Dragoon!” Tyson pouted, spitting the sand out. This move, as simple as it sounded was proving way too difficult to implement. No matter whatever angle they tried, their blades wouldn’t spin any longer than two seconds. So far only Kai was able to do it longer than that and the guy was slowly mastering the move. The blue haired blader clenched his fist. He was not going to give up. Not yet.

 “Where are the kids Ryu san?” Kabuto asked, making himself comfortable on big plushy cushions in the living room. “Hiro is not here. He’s finishing his fancy degree,” Ryu answered, setting the tray on Kotatsu, which was fully laid with Chaji cutlery “and Tyson is out training with his dudes.” “Oh, I see” The visitor then swept a bleary eyed gaze upon the low table and raised his bushy brow. “Is this what I think it is?” Kabuto asked, pointing one bony finger on the flowery teapot. “Why yes, Kabuto sama it is. I am going to perform Chaji!” The elder Granger said, snapping a pair of gloves. “Have you mastered the art of it?” Kabuto asked dubiously, eyeing the table. “Yes I did, Kabuto Sama! In fact this will be last time I will be called ‘Yucky Ryu!’” Ryu announced. At this, the uncle sniggered “Ah yes, I remember that nick name. It was funny, yucky Ryu!” Feeling his nephew glare holes on his skull, he sweat dropped (anime style) “Heh….please continue” He coughed.

 “This isn’t working!” Tyson shouted, seeing his beyblade come to stop for like the millionth time that morning. By now, not only Kai but Max and Ray had mastered it as well. They stood by sides, watching their friend throw a tantrum. “Hang on there Tyson!” Max said. “Yeah, you just need to concentrate!” Ray added. “Because you clearly lack it. ” Kai commented. “Cheez…..thanks a lot guys!” Tyson replied sourly at his friend supposedly cheerful pep talk. “You are welcome.” Kai replied.

At this Tyson threw a dirty look on dual-haired blader. 

“Tyson, you need to restrain the force. It’s just like the normal one we do, but in a different direction, ” Kenny said “It shouldn’t be too difficult.” “I know it chief! I KNOW!” Tyson bellowed. Seeing him loose his cool, Max and Ray grew worried and rushed to his side. Kai however didn’t. He folded his arms and went,  “Pathetic.” Unfortunately Tyson heard it because he asked, rather sharply “What was that Kai?” Unfazed by his fiery glare, Kai repeated “Lost your ears as well eh? I said Pathetic. ” “ And why?” Tyson said, his voice dangerously calm. “Quite obvious Granger,” Kai explained, using his last name “ You failed to use that move because you lack attention, which in turn means you aren’t giving this an importance!” “I am giving this an importance!” “I don’t see it.” Max and Ray watched their  exchange of words as if following the ball in the tennis court. This was getting bad. “Max and Ray did it. They are taking this seriously. You on other hand, aren’t.” The Russian stated,deadpanned. “And i will tell you why! Because you are nothing but one lousy lazy blader full of yourself!” Kai finished it for him. He didn’t just say that. “Take that back Hiwatari!” Tyson snarled under his breath. “Make me” And that’s when the World war III began. The Phoenix Wielder might have crossed the teensy tiny line,for in seconds, Kai found himself on his back, his collar pulled up roughly. “Take that back now!” “Tyson!” “Kai!” The shouts of their comrades became deaf to them as both of them scrambled to their feet and unleashed their spinning tops.

 Kabuto was actually impressed. He could clearly see that Ryu definitely had improved in tea making, he observed him checking every nook and cranny thrice. Maybe it was finally the time to change his nickname from ‘Yucky’ to ‘Awesome!’ “Here you go, Kabuto sama! One piping hot Matcha tea!” The Granger said, kneeling down and presenting the guest with tea, cupped in fancy crockery.  “You really outdid yourself Ryu san!” “Save those words after you have drunk the tea.” “Right!” 

Ryu sat back in his spot. He could barely contain his excitement. He was like a kid in Christmas morning, waiting for presents to be opened. Yes this was it! This was the moment when he finally wouldn’t be known as a failure in something important as this! Spending 4 hours in a stifling classroom for two months just to learn this skill will finally pay off. He will now not only be known as Kendo master, but as a ‘Chaji master’ as well!   Yes it was finally happening. The old man lifted the cup to his lips, sniffing the scent of the liquid appreciatively. That was a good sign. But as they say, it takes years to make something good and seconds to break it. And that’s what exactly happened. WHOOSH! SLASH! BAM! Big tears appeared in rice paper doors followed by two fast objects darting inside. They skidded across the room, smashing everything in seconds. Kabuto moved surprisingly fast. The age of that man! He screamed like a girl. Well how could he not, when a beyblade shattered his tea cup, spraying his face with green liquid.   After a minute, two bodies rolled inside. Both were shouting swear words you woulf only hear in truck stops. Kai was restraining a clenched fist of Tyson, while Tyson had wrapped his gloved fingers around Kai’s leg that was aiming to punch his gut. “I will say it again! You are nothing but a LAZY TWO FACED mope who needs to get his brain checked!” “How about you too?! the mighty I am-so-perfect?! You are a jerk!” Ray and Max appeared, with Kenny hot on trails. They wrecked them apart. Max pulling Tyson while Ray detaining Kai. “For the love of Turtles! Stop this!” Max shouted. “Stay out of this!” The fire wielder snapped. “Please cut it out!” Ray said. “Stay out of this you morons!” Tyson growled. Ray froze. Even Kai stopped struggling. Max’s hold weakened. “What did you say Tyson?” The neko jin asked quietly. “Morons! And get your hands away from me!” Tyson said sharply, roughly shoving away the arms of American blader. “Tyson!” Max repeated, his voice hurt. “What’s your say in it?!” the dragon wielder asked, irritated as hell “I am the one suffering!” “We just wanted to help…” “Maybe Kai was right.” the Chinese stated bitterly.

Tyson rolled his eyes. “Yeah, because Kai is ALWAYS right! Always. I’m just a no one who nobody cares about!”

“See what I meant, you’re so full of… Their argument broke when they heard Kenny  whimpering. All of them turned to see their technician shaking from head to knees, his teeth chattering. “Kenny?” Tyson queried. What the hell was wrong with him? “De…Defcon 5.” The boy stuttered, pointing somewhere behind the bladers. All of them turned around. The wind wielder paled. His grandfather was glaring at them, his black eyes filling with wrath with each passing minute. A Voldermort-ish aura about him. He was flexing his fingers, making rather loud cracking noises. Giving a quick scan around the room, he realized what they have done. Tyson gulped. He shouted.

“RUN NOW EVERYONE!”

“COME BACK HERE YOU INSOLENT FOOLS!”

Definitely a Defcon 5 situation.

For @notsweetbutreichel​ for listening to me BLAB 90% of the time about my Hiromi nonsense, and her fave boy. 

Hiromi as a Magical girl, but inspired by Card Captor Sakura, she’s a Bit-beast captor! With Hiromi as Sakura and Olivier as Tomoyo. 

Hiromi was just an ordinary girl and Olivier is her childhood best friend/brother from another mother. She’s never really cared very much about Blading, until she accidentally opens ‘Pandora’s box,’ and now she has to learn how to beyblade! She has to capture all the bit-beasts that were unsealed! She knows nothing about beyblading. She is the chosen one by her bit-beast, Tyto, the great archiver, to fix this mess, and she has NO IDEA what to do! 

She’s just an ordinary school girl! She doesn’t even know how to beyblade! 

Good thing she has Olivier to rely on! Olivier totally enjoys himself thoroughly making her outfits and filming her as they capture bitbeasts together and travel the world. Along the way, they make friends and lots of enemies. Some of them include the White Tiger clan’s Rei Kon (may or may not be Syaoran), who was sent by the clan to monitor her, because she might doom the world.

Contains all the themes of friendship! Adventure! Magical girl! Outfits! Fantasy! BRAVERY! FACING THE ODDS! 

Childhood backstory: Olivier and Hiromi met each other when they were five, and he ran away, and so did she, so the central theme of this would be that they would always stick together no matter what the odds. Them against the world! 

Bonus sketch: 

Kai being silent, brooding, and ruthless.

While Max is passionate, spunky, and a literal ball of sunshine with everyone. 

I’ve always felt like the dynamic between them was always meant to be like brothers the most out of all of Kai’s relationships. Since Max is so honest about his feelings and Kai is naturally protective. 

Kenny: Alright. Everyone understand the plan?

Max: Yup!

Ray: Yup!

Kai: *Silent Nod*