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domesticity meme // always accepting // @arelegions​

big spoon/little spoon: They switch. Sometimes, Lenny likes to be the big spoon and wraps herself around David like a koala. He resists it at first, but she can be super convincing. And when Lenny is sad about something, she likes David to hold her and remind her that it’s them against the world.

favorite non-sexual activity: They like to eat Twizzlers and talk about the cult a lot. It involves a lot of Lenny teasing David over the members calling him daddy. Before Lenny swore off the blue stuff, they liked to get high together, too. 

who uses all the hot water: They live with a lot of people, so it’s probably rare that there’s any hot water anyway. But, if Lenny wakes up early enough, she’s the one who uses it. If David asks, she blames someone else. 

most trivial thing they fight over: Who could beat Sydney in a fight. It’s obvious that David could wreck her, but Lenny likes to believe that she could do better. She just hates blondie a lot.

who does most of the cleaning: Neither of them. They have the cult members for that. Lenny does clean up her office when she needs to, but most of the time, she enjoys lazing around and watching other people do it. And David is too busy floating in the air and preaching to clean anything. 

what has a season pass on their dvr/who controls the netflix queue: They don’t watch TV. The house probably doesn’t have one. There’s enough entertainment watching the women squabble over daddy.

who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working: Probably David. Lenny would start cussing, and she’d 100% threaten to erase the landlord’s bloodline. She doesn’t have the patience for things like that. 

who leaves their stuff around: They don’t have many possessions. Lenny would leave her clothes on the ground when she changes, though. I can’t see David being that messy. He’d put his hippy outfits in the closet to keep them uncreased. 

who remembers to buy the milk: Lenny. She enjoys leaving the house. Having time away from the women and David gives her time to breathe. Plus, if there’s no milk for her cornflakes in the morning, someone is getting a smashed skull.

who remembers anniversaries: Lenny is quite sentimental when it comes to David, so it’d probably be her. She’d remind him a couple of weeks in advance so that he makes time to celebrate with her. It wouldn’t have to be much – just sitting with her for an hour while sharing candy would be enough for her. 

who cooks normally? Neither of them. The women in the cult cook for them. Or they get takeout. They’re far too important to cook. Not to mention, they’re busy most of the time. There’s a lot to do. 

how often do they fight? They try not to fight very often, but when they do, it’s definitely over important things – mostly David being insensitive. It happens once or twice a year. They bicker sometimes, but it’s never super explosive.

what do they do when they’re away from each other? David sits in his little cave, floating and believing he’s some kind of God. Lenny walks around with her hammer cane, greeting new members of the cult, and annoying old ones. If she’s not doing that, she’s with Salmon, talking about the baby and being a good girlfriend.

nicknames for each other? David calls Lenny baby now and again. She calls him daddy in a mocking tone sometimes.

who is more likely to pay for dinner? David. Lenny would want to do a dine and dash. She’s all about the hustle, and wouldn’t want to pay for an expensive dinner.

who steals the covers at night? Lenny. She’d steal the covers, then accuse David of being a thief when he tries to steal some back. To be honest, she’s crazy enough to cut the blanket in half, claiming that it’s the only way to be fair. Her half would obviously be bigger.

what would they get each other for gifts? Lenny would buy David more hippy outfits, or go out recruiting more members for him. She knows that he doesn’t really care about material things anymore, so it’s the only thing she can do, to show him how much she appreciates him. David would probably get her some Twizzlers, or a couple of vinyl records. She loves listening to music and doing weird dances.

who kissed who first? If they kissed, David would have to be the one to initiate it. They’ve been best friends for so long, so Lenny would think she’s imagining a spark between them. She’d maybe kiss him first if it was a life or death situation, and one of them was about to die, and she wanted him to remember her by it.

who remembers things? David has a better memory than Lenny, but she remembers the important things. She knows most of the members of the cult by name, and she knows a lot about them. If David needs information, she’s always got it, or can get it.

who started the relationship? They met each other and were instantly like, “yes, this is the one. This is the person who gets me the most.” They’re platonic soulmates with occasional sexual tension.

who cusses more? Definitely Lenny. She can curse like a sailor when she’s angry. David is good and calm. He rarely cusses. 

fall starters // always accepting // @ofclownprince

Ecco dipped the brush in the red face paint, grinning at Jeremiah as she did so. Halloween was her favourite holiday – everybody celebrated being a freak together. “You’re gonna make the most handsome Pennywise, boss,” she said, painting the clown’s signature red lines down the man’s face. “Dressin’ up as someone so popular will probably get ya some votes, too.” The other candidates could never look as good as her Jeremiah. No matter how he was dressed, he always captured everybody’s attention, costume or not. “And I’ll be the best Georgie, I promise.” With a giggle, she pulled the hood of her bright yellow raincoat up over her head. “Now let’s paint this cute nose of yours.” Ecco sighed softly as she tapped the tip of it with the brush, then gave her head a vigorous shake.

fall starters // always accepting

Gwen smiled at Tommy as she placed her pumpkin on the kitchen table. She hadn’t carved one since she was a kid, and she was excited to do it with her favourite person. “My pumpkin carving skills might be a little rusty,” she said, chuckling softly. “When I was younger, I always made its face super happy, like I hadn’t just pulled out its insides…” She grabbed a knife, starting to cut the top off. “This year, I’m gonna go for scary. How ‘bout you? I bet you make yours a cat. Tabby McGreedy would love that.” She paused for a second, thinking about what she could create. “Actually, I think I’ll go for a spider web.”

starter meme // always accepting // @ofriddler

Pam looked at Edward, one eyebrow raised in intrigue. She placed the cookie back on the plate, then crossed one leg over the other, before folding her arms. Her head tilted to the side, and she smiled at him coyly. “Why? You haven’t put poison in them, have you, Nygma?” Pam wouldn’t put it past him. It was an easy way to get rid of enemies. “Or are you subtly trying to say that I’m gaining weight?” If he valued his life, he’d say it was the former, rather than the latter. 

domesticity meme // always accepting

big spoon/little spoon: When Gwen cuddles up to Thomas on the couch for comfort, he is definitely the big spoon and puts his arm around her. It makes her feel safe and like nothing can hurt her. It’s what she needs after a long night of fighting bad guys.

who uses all the hot water: Gwen. She spends up to an hour in the shower, singing and overthinking. If Thomas complains, she lets him use her marshmallow scented shower gel. She knows that he secretly likes smelling like a S N A C K.

most trivial thing they fight over: Who Tabby McGreedy loves more. Gwen tries to bribe him with cat treats, and Thomas always tells her that she’s cheating. The fight ends with the cat sitting between them, purring and getting a lot of attention.

who does most of the cleaning: Thomas. Gwen is out most of the time, doing superhero things, or looking for work. She tries to clean when she comes home from night patrol, but often falls asleep with a cloth in her hand and the duster next to her.

what has a season pass on their dvr/who controls the netflix queue: These nerds spend all their time watching animal documentaries, and cooking shows. They both have equal control. 

who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working: Thomas. Gwen is still pretty young, so she doesn’t really understand how living alone works. She’s always lived at home, or with someone else. She’s slowly learning, though. Thomas is good at teaching her how to be an adult, even if he doesn’t realise it.

who steals the blankets: Gwen. If she falls asleep on his shoulder while watching TV, she wraps herself up like a burrito. If Thomas complains, she elbows him in the side, with a sleepy smirk on her face.

who leaves their stuff around: Gwen doesn’t have a lot of stuff, seeing as she ended up on an alternate earth with none of her belongings. The only stuff she owns is stuff she’s bought on this earth, and that’s just the essentials. So, it has to be Thomas. 

who remembers to buy the milk: Thomas. Most of the time, Gwen uses the last of the milk for her cereal and forgets to tell him. If she remembers, she grabs it while she’s patrolling at night, then accidentally leaves it on a rooftop after fighting villains.

symbol starters // always accepting // @ofhatters

Pam felt his arms wrap around her, and her whole body went stiff. She wasn’t used to random hugs unless they were from Harley. “Oh,” she said, slowly lifting one arm. “Why the sudden need for physical affection?” she asked, patting his back gingerly. She liked Jervis, but she was unsure about this hug. Pam had agreed to be his friend, and to listen to his problems and fantasies, but was this a step too far? No, it was just her being too cold. She needed to be warmer towards her friends. When the time came to turn NYC into a garden, she needed them on her side. With a tight-lipped smile, she pulled away from him. “Let’s go and have some tea. It’ll be warmer than my hugs.”