Raymond was very careful with his magic. Making sure to do it outside their home and making sure not to make a spectacle out of it. He used his knowledge of Dennis' 'thread', carefully honing in on the trail it left behind as he jumped around. And soon, it became obvious he had been near some sort of magic. Some sort of bright spot almost. That had to be it.

"I could say the same of you. How flattering to be recognized by an unfallen angel, of all beings. And here I thought most of you had your heads stuck up too high into the clouds to be aware of what your Fallen kin have been up to down on Earth." He raised a brow. "But I suppose you're not just any angel, are you?"

"Well, that’s one way to make an introduction!"

"Yeah..." Dennis tried his best to be polite, to keep the cringe internal and act like he had truly something worth admiring. But magic shows were rarely awespiring to him these days, and when the trick fails to boot... Well.

Aziraphale's hands clasped together, wringing nervously around each other. He turned slightly away, as if avoiding eye contact could somehow make Crowley's words less true. "I'm not lying. Everything is," his voice sank lower while he dared a brief glance up at the demon, "perfectly fine."

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@thatsineffable asked: ➳ (for Crowley!)

Send ➳ and I’ll generate a number between 1-  15 to see what kind of kiss my muse will give yours! | Accepting 6. A drunken kiss

Crowley lifted up the empty bottle, tipping it upside down and mewling softly as the last single drop fell to the ground. The drunken demon tosses the bottle to the side and watches it fall to the couch and then roll onto the floor.

He looks over at Aziraphale, cocking his head to the side before slinking toward the angel. The demon grabs the other by the lapels of his jacket and pulls him in for a sloppy drunken kiss.

Not its light. But the bells chime in his molecules, so he is treated carefully.

Fileted, separated, and set to dry age. Soft organs will make for good sausage but the rest should be a decent steak.