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Here you are Kitty! Please enjoy!

Did he ever stop running his mouth? No, was the short answer. If it wasn’t one thing, it was another, as if he couldn’t get enough of the sound of his own voice. Kakuzu and Sasori exchanged irritated looks as they tried to go over the map. Let Hidan get lost for all they cared, it would at least be a whole lot quieter without him.

“Are either of you even listening to me?!” Hidan demanded, as if surprised no one was paying attention to his little rant about almost getting blown up after getting in Deidara’s way.

Sasori outright ignored him while Kakuzu closed his eyes and rubbed his temples. He was getting a migraine… and they had work to do. Anyone else who irritated Kakuzu like that would be dead but oh no, not Hidan… the immortal bastard couldn’t die.

Moving away from the table and around the back of Kakuzu, Sasori made his way over to Hidan who was yammering on about no one ever listening to him. He even never saw Sasori until a hand was clamped over his mouth, effectively cutting him off from further speaking.

Magenta eyes narrowed and Sasori just knew he was about to do something stupid. Sure enough Hidan grabbed his hand and swiftly bit down on it. Hard and unyielding with no give to it unlike what biting into a hand should be like and… bitter tasting, almost astringent.

Hidan didn't like it, knew he should let go, should just spit it out but wasn't going to give in.

“It’s going to get a whole lot more quiet around here soon,” Sasori announced to Kakuzu who had finally opened his eyes and had looked over at the pair. He wasn’t even about to ask what had happened, or why Hidan was biting Sasori, something which he didn’t think was all that good of an idea really.

“There’s poison on my hands," Sasori explained to Hidan, "you should start feeling your tongue go numb in the next ten seconds and it will move down your throat. Within ten minutes you'll start to feel muscle weakness of the arms and legs. In a few hours... well, my victims are usually dead by then. Interesting to see what will happen to you.”

Hidan spit his hand out, protesting, “No. No, you’re lying! Kakuzu! Do something!”

“You’re immortal, you’ll be fine.” Kakuzu grumbled, his migraine growing worse by the second. “Eventually…”

Kakuzu didn't think it was going to get quiet for a while. It was going to be a very long night.

I headcanon Sasori as ace and not quite as interested in sexual relationships as his peers (with the exception of Yasha who I also headcanon as ace). Because this post deals with sexuality, I will be mentioning a few of my main Sas ships here too.

With childhood friends and sweethearts SasoKaru AU, they do pass a good amount of their time looking at cute boys or cute girls and probably have a crush on, say, the Kazekage with Sasori coming up with a clearly laid out plan to marry said Kazekage (bless @thatshipcat for that super cute headcanon which I love). But it becomes evident, soon enough, that a younger Sasori is mostly following Karura’s lead on who is cute and who is crush-able. When left to act by himself, he tends to fumble-- especially when he doesn’t have a list of expected outcomes.

Older Sasori tends to be a whole lot more comfortable with this. There would be no disjoint between his sexuality and that fact that he’s usually the one in pursuit of something, or someone, that is interesting (perhaps one Kazekage, perhaps two Kazekages). This part of him is barely mentioned in any conversation because he just doesn’t think it’s remotely important to anything.

Oh yes, these are fantastic! They will definitely be going into consideration for next year's event.

Thanks so much for stopping by, Kitty! ^_^

Hahaha yes! For anyone unfamiliar with the fic, it's a kidfic about the day the three first met on team assignment day. Jiraiya - too familiar with ridiculous books - compares Oro to a vampire the second he sees Oro's little fangs (and bc he's pretty). This absolutely happened and I will die on this hill.

Tysm, Kitty!!!

Thank youuuuu @thatshipcat! You absolute cutie 🥰

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Tagged by: @thatshipcat; DAMN im so honored. I feel like i’m noticed by senpai, no matter how cringy it sounds  Thank you so much!

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Name: M.; not really comfortable with sharing my name. Refer to me however you want, idc

Gender: female

Height: 164 cm (around 5’4”)

Sexuality: bi

Favorite animal: cats and red pandas; i can’t decide

Average hours of sleep: around 7 i guess, but that’s hectic af 

Dogs or cats: Cats, but dogs are wonderful too 

Current time: 1:40 PM 

Dream job: data scientist (i have a degree in that and finance&accounting) or an academic-level researcher in the field of Artificial Intelligence and Machine Learning. I’m going to doctoral school this year, will see if the academic work floats my boat. 

When I made this blog: No idea, but I was a really sad teen then, so long, long time ago, lmao.   

Why I made this blog:  Previously it has been a kpop blog with maybe like 3 reblogs, so it was easy to “re-brand”. @xoiisx convinced me to come back there and I’m not regretting it! Now I’m 99% akatsuki-centric blog with an emphasis put on kakuhida.

Reason for URL:

unwashedsouls: it’s a translation of the title of a book by polish author, Stanisław Ignacy Witkiewicz (Witkacy). The full title is “Narkotyki. Niemyte dusze”, but it has been translated to english only partially, under the title of “Narcotics”, where Vitkacy described the influence of different drugs on his art (if you don’t feel like giving it a read but you are still interested, many of his paintings are annotated with the substance taken during the process and you can still check it out!). The second part, “Niemyte dusze”, has never been translated. “Dusze” means “souls”, and “niemyte” means “unwashed”; Witkacy was a cheeky individual who liked to play with the language, and instead of using just “dirty” he settled for “unwashed”. Basically, i adore Witkacy, his empirical research on narcotics fascinates me, and his toying with the language is top notch. 

+ It’s suitable for villians-centric blog; maybe with an exception for Itachi and Konan, they were pure as snow, not an ounce of their souls remained unwashed.

kaku-w-u (my kakuzu shitty crack text posts side blog): just bc kakuwu was taken. I just replaced “z” in Kakuzu with “w” to get “uwu” in the end of his name.  

Fuck it turned out to be an essay, thank you so much if you have read it all! 

Tagging (i’m still new there, i restarted like 4 days ago, so excuse me if you have already done this tag or are not interested in this): @hidans-hoe, @kakuzuisabigidiotwholoveshidan, @talking-limbo, @leona0can, @hidansama

and anyone else who wants to do this!

Rasa forgets what day it is, but Karura always remembers.