#thatoneguywithoutamustache

Here goes!

Intro — Bo Burnham

Holding On (Graceland theme) — Ian Franzino 

All Star — Smash Mouth

She Came In Through The Bathroom Window — The Beatles

Via Con Me — Paolo Conte

Live In Living Color (pre-Broadway sampler) — Aaron Tveit

Beautiful Dreamers — Grant-Lee Phillips

Within You Without You — The Beatles

Suzy Lee — The White Stripes

Mine's Not A High Horse — The Shins

So my Secret Santee mentioned that one of her favorite pairings from New Adventures of Peter and Wendy was John x Umbrella, which I thought was fantastic and hilarious, and inspired me to write an origin story for how John and Umbrella first came to be. So, a song for Kelsey (mamaleh6994), and anyone else who ships “Johnbrella” from “The New Adventures of Peter and Wendy”.

In the style of a Johnny Cash Ballad

To all you Johnbrella Shippers out there, this one’s for you:

Now here’s a story you may not have been told

About a little boy (though now he’s old)

And the most pivotal moment

in his whole life.

See, this little boy (though now a grown man),

was walking down the street, kicking a can,

when all the sudden he felt something

not quite right

He’d gotten these senses from being bullied a lot

And he glanced around (but he soon wished he had not)

To see 40 bullies,

ready to kick his butt.

Now John, (for that’s our hero’s name)

when he turned around, he did exclaim:

“This isn’t fair! Look at the advantage

they’ve got!”

And Thor Odinson (up in Valhalla)

Heard the boy’s cries, and they made him feel sour

and so in answer, he crafted

a mighty blade

Forged from stars and strong as hell,

he knew this blade would serve John well,

so he named it “Umbrella”

and sent it on its way

Back on earth, there was a flash of light

and down from the heavens, slicing the night

fell a weapon more powerful

than John had seen in a while

With the cry of an eagle, and a flash of lightning,

John caught the blade, and shouted “Fight me!”

and raised it skyward,

and Thor did smile

The mere sight of Umbrella made the bullies weep

And they all threw themselves face first on the street

and John was triumphant

and the bullies cowered

Well the bullies turned tail, and headed south

and John kissed Umbrella, straight on the mouth!

And said ‘I love you Umbrella, thank you for being

my friend!”

And Umbrella just sat there, because hes an umbrella

but John knew he sure was a lucky fella

to have such a faithful companion

to the end

And now John keeps Umbrella everywhere he goes

Because you never know when you might have to battle foes

Or save a baby, or

need a walking stick.

And Umbrella someday will return to Valhalla,

But whenever a bully makes a boy feel smaller

than he should

Umbrella will be there quick

Well that there’s the story of a boy named John

and his faithful Umbrella, and the story goes on

and if anybody asks,

“Hey, is this true?”

Well you can just tell ‘em you heard it

I Was tagged by declolove

Rules: In a text post, list 10 books that have stayed with you in some way. Don’t take but a few minutes, and don’t think too hard - they don’t have to be the “right” or “great” works, just the ones that have touched you. Tag 10 friends, including me, so I won’t miss your post and send each one an ask with a link to your post.

My list:

The Fault in Our stars by John Green 

The divergent series by veronica roth

The first harry potter book

The last harry potter book

Alice in wonderland by lewis carrol

Lamb, christopher moore

Paper Towns by john green

Hitch hikers Guide to the galaxy

The phantom tollbooth by Norton Juster

Ok now I have to tag Ten people…..

If I tag you, it does not mean you have to participate!