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NEGATIVE PLANE “The Pact...” CD/LP 2022 (After an endless decade of silence... the Gods are back !)

1. A Work to Stand a Thousand Years 2. Poison and the Crucifix 3. Three Turns to the West 4. The Wailing of the Immured 5. Even the Devil Goes into the Church 6. The Other Door 7. And So It Came to Pass

“...Piling the Dead and filling the trenches Grinding their bones to make from them mortar Brick upon brick and stone upon stone Whatever the cost the work must continue... Forty years of endless toil By the Grace of the Holy Fiend This Cursed place of Worship and Horror will stand therein a thousand years...”

Drekavac: Looks like we’re one short short!

Gadre’el and Thammuz: laughing

Leviathan: Snake noise.

Gadre’el: …did he…?

Drekavac: Did he just…?

Beelzebub: really long heavy sigh

Beelzebub: Lev, did you just say ‘snake noise’?

Thammuz: Life is free.

Gadre’el: Adventure is free.

Drekavac: Knowledge is free.

Leviathan, putting a hand on Azrael’s shoulder: Don’t hurt Azrael’s feelings!

Thammuz: He’s manufactured. He’ll have no feelings except rage.

Leviathan, still clinging to Azrael: Neither does Beelzebub, and you let daddy keep him!

Gadre’el: What if it bites me and it dies?

Beelzebub: That means you’re poisonous.

Drekavac: What if it bites itself and I die?

Beelzebub, sweating nervously: ...Voodoo.

Thammuz: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Beelzebub: That’s correlation, not causation.

Leviathan: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?

Drekavac: Dunno. Pass me that trombone and I’ll find out.

Drekavac: blows trombone loudly

Thammuz, from upstairs: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE TROMBONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING?