#thalia-freaking-grace

I was about to link you to the transcript for Episode 40 and then I looked and apparently I took out what was written in the script and just put in “groans”, so that’s not very helpful. 

Here’s what was written in the script: 

 jesus this is so many oh boy

1. You woke up naked next to the last person you texted, what would you say? 

yikes, sorry my dude

3. . If your boyfriend or girlfriend was into drugs, would you care?

no? maybe? depends i guess

5. Was your last kiss drunk or sober?

buddy, pal, friend. i have never once even SEEN a girl what makes u think i’ve kissed one

7. What does your last received text say?

*AVATAR ;D

9. Where was your last kiss at?

see answer for 5

11. What do you drink in the morning?

water!! gotta stay hydrated

13. Do you think relationships are hard?

ye!! it takes a lot of effort to communicate ur feelings and shit 

15. You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, any problems?

see answer for 5

17. Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you?

kinda? a friend of mine pointed out that the gazel from open season is named giselle which is uh my middle name

19. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 years from now?

uhh probably not? i’ll still be at home and i don’t live in a very lgbt-friendly place so i don’t see that happening. i mean maybe, but probably not.

21. Have you ever kissed someone with a name that starts with an S?

see answer for 5

23. Is there a person you CANNOT stand?

ye there are a few, but im uh not gonna name them bc i don’t wanna have to go into detail about why i cant stand them rip.

25. In the past week have you cried?

ye. i was really emotional on june 1 for some reason so i cried at like three posts about pride month.

27. Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower?

out of the shower?? i’m not a monster???

29. Do you think you’re old?

no, not in the slightest.

31. What type of day are you having?

a Depression™ day

33. Do you prefer warm or cold weather?

cold!!

35. Would you prefer a relationship or a fling?

relationship for sure

37. What song are you listening to?

im not listening to a song rn but the last song i listened to was “overwhelming” by jon bellion

39. Is there a girl that knows everything or almost everything about you?

nope the only person who knows everything about me is nb lmao

41. When did you last receive a text message?

whenever u sent the last one

43. How well do you know the last female you texted?

i’d say i know u somewhat well. i mean i just found out you have two brothers like last week though so uh idk

45. Would you date someone right now if they asked?

depends who asks

47. Who was the last person you talked to in person?

face to face was my dad. but im in a skype call w/ @ohlookitsloki rn

49. Has someone recently told you something you didn’t want to hear?

not that i can think of, no

51. Do you hate the person you fell hardest for?

not really. i don’t like her but i don’t hate her. i prefer to keep my distance though.

53. Do you like rain?

yes!! of course!!

55. Have you ever liked somebody and never told them?

of course??? 

57. Are you shy?

yes and no. uh im impulsive so if i wanna say hi or blurt something out in class i will. but i don’t like to be in the spotlight that much.

59. Have you dated the person you texted last?

idk allegra, have we dated? i don’t think so

61. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you?

ye!! i’d love to spend sometimes w/ ghosts or demons!! it’d be like some buzzfeed unsolved shit and im here for that.

63. Think back to October, were you in a relationship?

nope

65. Did anything “cute” happen in the last week?

my cat took a nap w/ me and i saw a couple of pics/vids of some cute animals.

67. Would you rather pay to get your nails done or do them yourself?    

i would say do them myself but i never let them dry for long enough but i always pick at my nails so i dont like paying or them. so neither? idk.

69. Do you have any stickers on your car?    i dont have a car and i cant drive so, no.

71. Blackberry, Android, or iPhone?    

i have an iphone but i dont really care about brands tbh.

73. Do you like diet soda?    

i don’t hate it but i remember seeing a vid a while ago about how diet coke can cause anal leakage so i try not to drink it.

75. Are you 16 or older?    

nope

77. Do you have a job?    

too young for that so nope

79. Did you ever have braces?    

ye for almost two years

81. What does your last status on facebook say?    

i dont have a fb

83. Are you closer to your mom or your dad?    

my dad!

85. What’s the last movie you saw in theaters?    

power rangers 2017

87. Would you rather wear heels or flip flops?    

flip flops for sure

89. Do you normally wear your hair straight or curly?    

curly bc i dont own a straightener

91. Would you rather swim in a river, lake, or pool?

pool bc,,,clean water 

93. …Had sex in a car?    

see answer for 5 but replace “kissed” w/ “fucked”

95. What were you doing last night at midnight?    

i sending pictures of smiling horses to @thatannoyingbooknerd 

97. Do you like the camera on your phone?    

ye!!

99. Have you ever passed out from drinking?    

im like two years old and a child of god i have never even SEEN an alcohol before in my life

101. Have you ever had a pregnancy scare?    

i mean i do that stupid “holy shit am i pregnant” thing when my period is late (so always) but not really

103. Do you have any tan lines right now?    

no i’m just very very pale all over

well …the ones i was sure about were that coran is a gemini, shiro is a capricorn, and lance is a libra (and that haggar is an aquarius, of course)

i was on the rocks about allura…i think she would be a saggittarius but i also see come capricorn qualities in her…with keith it is a constant battle between scorpio and aries dont even get me started i will cry …for pidge i want to say virgo because generally theyre very intelligent and people u can count on but sometimes theyre quiet hard to get through to but once u do u love em HOWEVER something in di back of my mind is telling me she could be a …gemini…as well because theyre witty and can be fun but also serious when they need to be and theyre witty and shit too