#thalasa101

1. If you could have any animal in the world (Real or not real) what would it be and why?

A unicorn because oh my god they are magnificent beasts.  Or an owl because those are magnificent beasts.  Or an otter because those are watery magnificent beasts. 2. What’s your favorite superhero?

Spiderman. 3. How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a would chuck could chuck wood?

159 lbs. of wood.  Then it would retire because it would sprain its back while chucking the wood. 4. If you see something weird, what should you do? (The answer that the secret council would like is”say nothing and drink to forget.”

Stare at it.  Tilt your head.  Stare at it some more.  If it doesn’t meet standard protocols of normality forget it to preserve your sanity. 5. If you can cook, what is your favorite thing to cook?

Pork chops in white wine mustard sauce.  OH MY GOD THAT SAUCE TASTES AMAZING ON MASHED POTATOES. 6. Are you dressing up for Halloween, if so what will you be?

    I am not.  =w= 7. What would be the best plot of a horror game?

In a perfectly bright room, a cold chill can be felt.   It’s a room no one wants to enter, because everyone knows that something is there, something that can only be seen in the dark.  But no one can turn off the lights, for if they do the creature becomes real, immune to all things built by human hands, only able to be killed by you if you do not go insane first.  But in the light it can enter your body, a living creature whispering dark thoughts into your head.  So you have a choice.  Manifest it into reality, where it becomes your worst nightmare?  Or let it into your very heart and mind, where it will decide what is your worst nightmare.  Inside of you it is at its weakest, but you are also at your weakest.  Why then do people go into this room?  Because, if you can defeat them you can bring back a person who you lost.  But if you fail you become part of this creature, another broken soul to help them destroy another, adding onto the amount of suffering and power it can create.  When it is defeated another takes its place, one of the stronger souls who was defeated. 

You are a mortician, someone who has spent all their life with the dead.  You end up falling in love with a dead woman (creepy…) and not being able to live with the fact that you will never meet this woman, this character goes to try and bring her to life by using this room.  Once there you make a choice, physical horrors which will inflict this beast onto the world, or into your own mind.  In the real world, if you fail the beast will be unleashed on everyone, even though you are the only one who is able to see it.  You then spend the rest of the game trying to defeat it at it messes with your perception of reality within the bounds of reality.  *plenty of creepy room*

In the mental world it attacks you at your deepest roots, diving into your character as he faces his fears and the fears of those the beast has defeated.  *more room for creepy stuff* 

At the end your character succeeds in reviving the girl he had fallen in love with and, depending on how you did while facing this creature, she becomes you’re wife, she returns home but is then killed by her family, she becomes the manifestation of this creature and strangles you, she come back to life but ends up killing herself as she realizes what she is and you then kill yourself, where it is all revealed to be a trick by the monster. 8. Explain in details what the meaning of life is?

The meaning of life is to expand your understanding of the world and of people.  To find a balance between helping others while not putting yourself into the position of a martyr.  It’s about understanding yourself and learning what is good for you, what makes you happy, and how to connect with others to make both you and them happy.  It’s about coming to your own conclusions and discovering how you view the world.  It’s about finding a place to fit in.  It’s about creating a place to fit in.  It’s about becoming who you want to be and not what others think you should be.  It’s about figuring out what the meaning of life is, because even though these are all very good ideas, there is still more to it. 9. Who let you down the rabbit hole?

Fate.  Odd, odd fate. 10. What’s your favorite tea? 

I kind of really like that Jasmine tea, or one of those teas with the slight undertone of fruit, but isn’t overly sweet.  11. Why is a raven like a writing desk?

If I told you I said a word I would be violating the promise I swore to the hatters in my acquaintance never to tell a soul. 12. Explain in details where babies come from.

….oh…. well…  uh…  You see…  A man meets a girl, and the girl meets the man *In most cases*.  The two talk, and under the best circumstances slowly begin to fall in love with each other.  Their souls make a connection, and their emotions get all twisted around the other person.  Suddenly their happiness is directly connected to the other’s happiness, and their pain is connected to each other’s pain.  When they look into each other’s eyes their hearts skip a beat and every touch feels like lightning, pulsing beneath the skin and igniting the passion and tenderness inside of them.  Eventually, this feeling takes a form in the twining of their bodies, a physical expression of the connection that the two share.  The two become one for a brief moment in a rush of pleasure and passion.  And from their combined feelings:  from their joy, their desire, their love, their hope for the future, and the combining of the two’s DNA, a child is formed, a perfect combination of the two’s DNA, a symbol of what they did that day when they were one for just that one moment. 13. Do you do the do do? If so what do you do do? 

1.) My hair is super curly and soft. 

2.) I like sweet iced tea more then any other tea

3.) Green isn't my favorite color even though I use it a lot. 

4.) I have a lion hat, which is the best hat EVER. 

5.) On the 16th of this month will be one year since I joined Twitch.

In response to @thalasa101 posting about "If I were in Naruto..." since it wouldn't let me reblog it as the post kept dying.

That got me thinking, and it's kinda amusing.

I'd probably end up being a civilian in the trade business or traveler whom ended up getting mugged on the road by ninja-wannabes, or accidentally killed in some horribly despicable way because I was conveniently in the wrong place at that bad time. Or I'd overhear something that someone didn't want me to hear, and that would be it.

I'd probably live in Fire or Tea country, as the climate looks more favorable. I wouldn't be able to afford to hire ninja or even be able to find a ninja village, for any reason. I'd always be broke and traveling, looking for a good deal. I'd probably get lost in wind country and die of thirst or something so I'd never ever head in that direction even for a good sale. I'd be too afraid of ships crashing to head to places like the land of snow or the crescent moon kingdom, but would gladly purchase things in bulk from there at the ports.

I'd probably be in love with Jiraya's books. They would be better than that 50 shades drivel that teaches fake bdsm and glorifies abusive and bad relationships. The toad sage is a storyteller, a true man of passion, and despite popular belief he does have knowledge and morals and has proven that with a story that had no sex to begin with, and only added it in to sell his books since Gutsy Ninja didn't fly off the shelves as initially hoped (it was too real to the ninja life and too serious a tone). His books would be whimsical and entertaining, and full of adventure and with sprinkles of sex in there somewhere to get it to sell well. He's actually pretty insecure about writing those parts, because he honestly IS researching, even if he is a pervert. (Who says he can't enjoy his research?) It would be most likely the only thing to break up the monotony of travel and trade in a ninja-based world inhabited primarily by bored and/or frightened civilians. That, and the movie version. I'd pay good money to see that in the theaters. If I had any.

I'd probably drink a lot and go to the casino a lot, despite not having much to gamble with. I'd probably get swindled by Tsunade once in a gamble she'd actually win- that's how my luck goes.

That's about it.

That's the extent of my ability in the Narutoverse.

Unless I were a ninja.

Then I'd sadly die at Genin rank because my situational awareness is shit. I'd smack my dumb head on an overhanging ledge or something while trying to catch a freaking cat that darts out of reach too damn fast to catch, then I'd die of blood loss while my poor Sensei looked on with slack jawed horror that she'd lost yet another Genin and this one had so little promise to begin with seeing as this one was not even from a clan but how is she going to explain this one to the 'kage? At least I'd die on a mission, and get my name on a memorial stone for being KIA.

I am actually skilled at throwing things. If I bother aiming.

If I were a competent ninja though, I'd probably train to be a medic as I wouldn't want to see anyone die, and would like to be able to heal myself with chakra because that's damn badass. I'd probably be more interested in genjutsu and fuinjutsu. My taijutsu would suck dirty dragon balls. My ninjutsu would be horrible as well, then again, if I were a competent ninja, maybe not too shabby if I'd dedicated enough time training, which I probably would have.

Or I'd be one of those little shits that ran off to join Orochimaru in a quest to become strong and live forever. Not to become his body, hell no, but power and immortality? Actually, cutting out the crap, that's probably what I'd have done regardless, I'd probably train in the medic life to try to learn all the things Orochimaru wanted to learn anyways.

If I were a ninja. A competent one, I mean.